I was stuck in Mexico because my flight was cancelled. Then I was going to find a hotel to stay in when the cartel came and kidnapped me. They said I needed to become a hooker in Mexico, and then I would be rewarded with a flight home. It was a hard decision, but Iโm home now!
I was just at Olive Garden and got my cheese grated, but the Mexican worker did it so hideously that I took it upon myself to finish the job. When I was done grating, he threw the grater at me and said something in Spanish that sounded like โistupidiah peara blankaโ??? #soweird
Tell me why I was watching Victorious and got to the episode where Perez Hilton is on the plane with Tori Vega, so I went to check TikTok for Perez Hilton because I was curious and saw his fat, disgusting stomach being sl*ced up on live. #WTF#perezhiltonneedshelp#imtraumatized