Matt J

Connoisseur of fine velvet tapestries, adventurer, cat herder, and occasional infrastructure aficionado.

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

Yesterday I wanted tacos. Today I ate tacos. Always follow your dreams kids. #TacoTuesday #tacos #daretodream

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

@acrophobicninja We have discord for these types of situations.

[Mark Gardner @markjgardner]

git with cats

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

@etherealmind “Reverse equity technical debt instruments for managers” has a nice ring to it?

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

Easy way to obtain obtain CA certs for an AD domain when doing LDAPS integrations: openssl s_client -host https://t.co/2DdegirrsX -port 636 -prexit -showcerts

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

@nate_matos Did they also post on your MySpace wall?

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

#ubiquiti #cyberattack #databreach #itmemes

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

#ITlife #ssl #devopsmemes

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

Azure Docs: "You can't do that with serverless Function Apps"
Azure CLI: "Deployment successful"
#azuredevops #serverless

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

@nate_matos Titanium all the things!

[Pepijn Bruienne 🐶🌲🧀💴 @bruienne]

We open-sourced metadata and code to help others create better UX around password management for popular services: https://t.co/C0PAgLkDeD Sharing is caring! 🔐💻🧰

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

@ecbanks China has been doing this at the national level for years.

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

Solid kubernetes meme: https://t.co/oJwzTTIkmr #Kubernetes #k8

[Cupcake ✨ 🧁 @chris_swenson]

Free Python course materials!

I put in a FOIA request to the NSA for their Python training materials and got back a 400-page printout of their COMP 3321 training course.

So, I scanned and OCR'd it. Here is a PDF (warning: 118 MB)

https://t.co/i1Fxe6G4MJ

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

Enterprise storage vendor reveals there is replication speed limit of 800Mbps in their product. Previous slide boasts their product that scales to 1.1PB.... Does it really "scale" if it takes 3+ years to replicate all your data? #talesFromIT #Enterpriseit

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

Nifty tool for Netbox users wanting to pull from #VMware vcenter: https://t.co/B6EdPaIoZS #Netbox #networking

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

@acrophobicninja You need to roll a 10 or greater to cast NAT rules.

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

@nate_matos 1. Real life maro kart drive tour.
2. Rent a JDM dream car (jalopnik article)

[Azeria @Fox0x01]

Days after Apple announced its invite-only research device program, they filled the lawsuit against Corellium.

Why? To control who is permitted to identify vulnerabilities and putting researchers under NDA.

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

“Super Epics” for when your normal Jira epic is not enough... #itlife #jira

[Matt J @MacITMatt]

Agile is just a way of organizing work in a way to deliver small chunks of value in short time. You can't really "agile" a 110-story skyscraper.