Mackenzie

Your resident over thinker CHS '17 Hastings '21

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Single people are the ones who should get a tax deduction, married people already get to split rent.

[princess @pmulaa_]

So tomorrow is Monday again ? I can’t keep living like this.

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

prayer circle:

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🕯 abolish the 5 🕯
day work week
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[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[Mackenzie @MackAttack0246]

Nothing lifts the mood quicker than 1960’s Yiddish Bops

[Mackenzie @MackAttack0246]

*listens to Italian Opera while I make pasta from a box and cut a $1 loaf of store bought Italian bread*

[abby govindan @abbygov]

proposing a 5th wave of feminism that’s like “ok we tried the whole ‘women can do anything’ thing and it turns out it’s true but now we’ve decided we just don’t want to”

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

get that tattoo, ur family is already disappointed in u

[Mackenzie @MackAttack0246]

@sabrina7991 Or you could steal a roll every time you go into a public restroom.

[Chérie la Pauvre @CheriePauvre]

i have faced more peer pressure to drink oat milk than to do drugs

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

there’s 22 year olds who are MARRIED. or have KIDS. or both meanwhile my 22 yr old ass is laying on my bathroom floor because face is hot & floor is cold

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

sorry to interrupt, important news:

[Mackenzie @MackAttack0246]

Nice isn’t a personality trait.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

we’re in such toxic relationships with our bodies, they work so hard to keep us alive and we’re constantly like ugh you’re disgusting