Mackenzie

[Mackenzie @MackBoxhead]

Me, a drinking problem - it's called networking

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

🎂 Parabéns, Sport Lisboa e Benfica!

[B24 @B24PT]

Benfica vai ser promovido a 'local elite team' pela adidas e passar a receber tratamento premium, revela @Footy_Headlines

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Gambling isn’t just bad because you lose the rent; it’s bad because it gives permission to stop believing that you control your destiny.

[Benfica da Depressão 🦅 @SLBenficaDepre]

“Papá como foi aquele 4-2 contra o Real em Janeiro de 2026?”

[H @hugoknowsbaII]

Sold Garnacho
Sold Antony
Sold Rashford
Sold Sancho
Sold Hojlund
Sold Onana

Bought Cunha
Bought Mbeumo
Bought Sesko
Unlocked Amad

Called out Wilcox
Called out the board
Eradicated player power
SET THE STANDARD

He actually rebuilt the club HIMSELF 🇵🇹

[Mackenzie @MackBoxhead]

No.2 👀

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Powered by a World Series run, the Blue Jays were the 3rd most-searched sports team worldwide in 2025 👀

(HT @boardroom, @Google)

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Football Heritage. 🫡

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is proof every state in America should have a DOGE

“Corporations sitting at the tables and writing the legislation”
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“We can't show you what's behind this closed door. A place where legislators and corporate lobbyists have an equal vote. A place they don't want you to see you.”
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“What happens in these back rooms? Their votes taken. That have the corporate folks at the same table voting with the legislators on what bills to pick, and that that at its core just screams out inappropriate. You're telling me that in these rooms, a corporation has an equal vote with a legislator on a piece of legislation? They absolutely vote and the truth be told, they write the bills. Bills come complete with blanks where legislators need only fill in their state name.”
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This footage exposes the state of Georgia’s political system.

You know this same thing goes on in every state across America.

[Mackenzie @MackBoxhead]

@SunwingVacay @SunwingVacay who do we talk to about compensation because a simple refund isn’t going to cut it.

[Mackenzie @MackBoxhead]

@SunwingVacay I was supposed to be on a flight on Monday from Kitchener to Cancun. It has been delayed more than 48 hours now (to Wednesday) as per our last text/email update. Online now showing flight is in 2 hours. Airport said there are no more flights tn. What’s happening?

[Mackenzie @MackBoxhead]

@SunwingVacay Ok so our whole vacation has been cancelled now. We have family in Mexico who we coordinated with (they flew in from Vancouver) who are waiting for us. Devastating to tell them that we will not be able to make it because @SunwingVacay scheduling incompetences

[Mackenzie @MackBoxhead]

@SunwingVacay Like is our flight today, is it tomorrow, is it happening at all?

[André 🔔🦅 @Andre_3402]

BoyfriEND.

GirlfriEND.

They all end with END.

You know what doesn’t end?

Fredrik Aursnes

RT if you cried.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It's time to cleanse your timeline with this wholesome thread 🧵

1. This is so wholesome 🥹

[jay @kendallhosseini]

this is honestly the first good thing i have heard today

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I cannot believe this moment happened…

[Goncalodias17 @goncalo_diass17]

Sempre bom lembrar ❤ https://t.co/4FsLqEsZFD

[Rui Costa do Azeite @rcostadoazeite]

Pedir desculpa é humildade
Arranjar desculpas é fraqueza
Respeitem o Benfica

[Megafone SLB @megafone_slb]

O treinador acha que não é motivo para pedir desculpa. Vem depois o Presidente e pede desculpa aos adeptos. Ao menos um deles tem noção e sabe onde está. O outro também acha que perder contra o Estoril não é drama nenhum.