Kaleigh Mack

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

the Princess Diaries is a basketball movie

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Sex is first base. Fourth base is i introduce u to my stuffed animals

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Ernest Hemingway killed himself with a gun he purchased at Abercrombie & Fitch

[kambole @kambolecampbell]

happy 80th, Hayao Miyazaki

[Lil Dad @NisanJoseph]

I have an. Call J.G. Wentworth
annuity but I. 877-CASH-NOW
need cash now

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"New year, new me," I say as I disappear and eventually resurface as the Count of Monte Cristo

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON WHEE-WHOO-WHEE-WHOO

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

@DeKa88029447 We demand a movie adaptation where everyone is muppets except Nick

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Take it or leave it.

[🍒 @goldenberryx]

he’s having a main character moment

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'd rather not discuss it.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Looks like Calvin and Hobbes at work here

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

*Me staring at my girlfriend admiring her beauty.

My GF: what dumbass, you wanna fight??

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Aren’t you supposed to call the doctor if your election lasts this long?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Probably the most influential people in your life.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Lettuce Prey