Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️

Occasional accidental jerk/idiot. Attempted Happiness Maker. Incredibly lucky Husband. ACAB. Positively depressed.

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

Life is unbearably sad. Make silly jokes.

[Oliver Tree @Olivertree]

Rest in peace Oliver Tree Nickell June 29th, 1993 - June 14th, 2026

Your legacy will live on forever ❤️ Thank you to everyone who has reached out, shown love, support and has done incredible tributes for Oliver. The constant love, support and positivity is helping the family, friends and collaborators make it through these extremely difficult times.

Oliver is now back in California where he can finally rest. His legacy will live on through his foundation/endowment named “Dr. Oliver Tree’s Extremely Epic Grant For Baby Geniuses” coming soon. This is something that Oliver had put together before his passing, written in his will. We will make sure his wish comes to fruition so that more joy, love and art can be spread into the world, that was his final wish.

Love you all so much, Oliver would be so proud of every one of his supporters, friends and family.

Peace be with Oliver … ❤️

[ZetaRho @ZetaLogo]

Idgaf about threats to the US while it remains the biggest threat to itself

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

@yrralFisherman I will never see anything involving a shark ever again without thinking of @ZetaLogo

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

Why the fuck isn't it trending right now that they caught Vance Boelter?

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

@SageFrancis I saw a statistic like 10 years ago, you're something like 4xs more noticeable with lights on & since half my time is on a motorcycle I just started switching them on before I even put the car/bike in gear and never looked back. I just assumed other people read similar stuff.

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

@murrman5 @nafmcpodcast https://t.co/nssE3xa7gv

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

@murrman5 @nafmcpodcast Ashfall!

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

@SageFrancis @farewelltoeart1 I totally get that everybody gets different stuff from music as it hits them but this is wild to me. Li(f)e is arguably the album that made me truly dive in to all your other work. I already knew about you & liked what I heard but that's the album that made it all click for me.

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

@ZetaLogo 🫠

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

My view is that given how much Harris lost men by, she should've had more ads in which she watches the ending of The Fox and the Hound, pretends not to be crying, then texts a dude she hasn't talked to in a while about maybe playing some TF2.

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

@heathercampbell Do you think we'll move past them soon? I've honestly thought about just getting a flip phone and e-reader or something to be done with it but they're so damn useful at the same time. Sorry if this was just supposed to be a one-off joke.

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

All these people complaining about The Final Shape and I'm just over here like Cayed 6 Cayde-6 Cayde-6!

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

@thesixler Why would you do Rock Lee so dirty?

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

I’d be willing to bet you didn’t know the FTC just released a report about why grocery prices are high and that’s 100% due to corporate greed.

I’d bet you probably hadn’t heard because mainstream media doesn’t think this is front page news.

I’d bet they don’t think it’s front page news because it goes against their “Biden is to blame for high prices” narrative.

I’d bet it goes against that narrative because most media is owned by five rich men who want to keep these prices high, and return republicans to power at any cost because it’s better for their tax bill despite the cost to the rest of us.

We ran this story on our podcast because independent media isn’t dependent on the status quo. 👊

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

After all this Shayne and Courtney nonsense I don't even know if I believe that I'm married anymore.

[Mac Kelly ☂️☂️☂️ @MacKelly]

@DylanTweetin Yeaaah this made me realize I only know it from context clues.

[Ford Fischer @FordFischer]

New bodycam footage shows Okaloosa County, FL Deputy Jesse Hernandez declaring "shots fired!" and "I'm hit!" and shooting at the handcuffed, unarmed suspect inside of his police car.

He had not been shot, rather, it was determined that he heard an acorn drop onto the car.