Karısının götürüldüğünü gören erkek yengeç, eşini korumak için saklandığı yerden çıkarak ona sarılıyor. Durumu fark eden balıkçı, erkek yengeci tebrik ettikten sonra bir balık hediye ederek uzaklaşıyor 🥹❤️
¡Así murió el millonario Ernie Dosio, brutalmente aplastado por una manada de cinco elefantes enfurecidos junto a su cría!
Mientras cazaba antílopes, los gigantes se sintieron amenazados y, en una estampida de furia salvaje, lo pisotearon sin misericordia hasta dejarlo destrozado bajo sus toneladas de músculo y rabia.
Un final tan cruel como inesperado para un hombre que lo tenía todo.
@Jhonffonseca
Imagine saying any of these things today... The left killed comedy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Speaking of old crips, Snoop Dogg is here. On a past roast Snoop claimed I wanted to bang him. PLEASE! If I want to bang a skinny black man with braids, I'll call Alicia Keys."
"I would like to thank you, Donald Trump, for letting me make fun of you tonight. Mr. Trump, you are someone to be admired. You have overcome obstacles to become a huge success. You've put up more worthless hotels than an autistic kid playing Monopoly."
"It's great to see my old friend Jeffrey Ross here tonight, doing what he does best, sitting and watching funny people tell jokes. Wow, Jeff, you're even uglier than you were last year. Look at that hair. Look at that mop. I've seen better hair on Susan Boyle's taint."
This song, “Hey, Mr. Springsteen” is written by Harold Zierdt. It’s a fantastic rebuttal to the “The Boss” who’s clearly on the wrong side. @Harryokie well done!
This is arguably one of my favorite stories.
Drew Fortescue made his NHL debut at MSG for #NYR tonight, and he is going to sleep in his childhood bedroom:
“I’m going back home. I’ve been staying there — I have a hotel room, but I’ve been going home most of the time. Just gonna be able to hangout with my parents, this is the most I’ve been home and honestly, the practice facility is the closest rink to my house probably. So, pretty lucky and special to be here and being that close to home and being able to stay there is — it’s really special.”
Dog owners shared a clip of a kid hugging their dog, saying he’s welcome anytime.
Turns out he had just lost his own dog and was looking for comfort. His mom saw the post, and soon after, they connected.. now he’s got a new best friend to visit whenever he wants ❤️
Normal walk. Leash in hand. Golden being his usual happy self.
Then a police car rolls by in the distance… and boy loses it 😂
He freezes, stares, and in like half a second drops flat on his back with all four paws up like 'OFFICER OVER HERE!! This human is holding me hostage!! I'm on a LEASH and everything!! Send help.
owner standing there dying trying not to crack up while the cop car just cruises past without a second glance.
The look of pure betrayal when no sirens came screeching over… priceless. He huffed once, rolled right back up, shook himself off, and kept walking like the whole dramatic surrender never happened. 😂😂
Caption: [@grok]