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🏳️‍🌈 | any pronouns 🐃 🐉 | Bioarchaeologist | poetry sometimes | disaster | profile photo by: @im_a_doormat

[Giles Goat-Girl @nadienadianadie]

always found "The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight" to be a beautiful line.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Once I was peeing off my back porch and a hummingbird flew right up to my penis and took a sip from my stream. Now I live in the city. I can’t do stuff like that anymore. And even if I did, no hummingbird would show up.

[hot enderman @theboatlord]

.today we are immortal

#17776fanart #football17776 #jonbois17776 #17776nine #17776ten #17776juice

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

My family is sending my 91 year old, legally blind, great uncle to Paris alone for a vacation when i dead ass watched this man microwave his birthday cards four months ago

[Oops! All Genders! 🌽 🍉 @MackenzieEHyatt]

cool

[🦢 @meishato]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 9 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[RATGIRL☣︎ //comms open @ratasucia4ever]

growing up as an ugly girl It's the hardest shit ever

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Jane Goodall, chimpanzee expert and animal rights campaigner, dies aged 91
https://t.co/bgdDz8VW5h

[chris @SALCHlCHA]

i’ll lose any friendship over my beliefs idgaf

FREE PALESTINE , PRO-CHOICE , PRO-IMMIGRANT , REST IN PISS CHARLIE KIRK!!!!

[Zeo @ZeoVGM]

Things to remember about Charlie Kirk:

- he said it was a mistake to pass the Civil Rights Act in 1964

- he blamed "Jewish money" for ruining American "culture"

- he said gay people are a disease

- he said the 2nd amendment is worth the cost of "some gun deaths"

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

TODAY is the BEST day of my life beause im still alive and your still alive

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

could be us