Mackenzie Laidlaw

this is where I come to cry

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Night shifts mad. Why do I fancy a chippy at 6AM

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Cooking for a gym boy suck. Babe tf do you mean I can’t honey roast the carrots because of your macros

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Genuinely devastates me that I’m so broke I can buy jaffa cakes. Not even on pay day. Fuck cozzy living 🥲

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

@devilsdinosaur In your dreams

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Anyone wanna give me £250 for a Lego set 🙃. Why is life so expensive

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

The worst part about having my lashes done is when I cry the glue stings my eyes which makes them water. Endless pain

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Went round to a man’s house for the first time and I fell down the ducking stairs ☠️

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Is he my sole mate or is he just over 6ft, tattooed and has a mullet

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Note to self - next time don’t get the cheap hair dryer

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Today feels like a cry in the shower fully clothed kinda day

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Got relationship problems and I’m not even in one

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Just realised my ex is still on my private story lol

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Why do I only like boys who live hours away from me

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

As if the cars broke down when I’m nearing a jumpsuit and I’ve just had to get but ass naked on the side of the road to pee

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Update he picked me up. All good

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Not the man I’m interested in asking me to meet up and I tell him I can’t drive instead of asking where 🥲

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Not the man I’m interested in asking me to meet up and I tell him I can’t drive instead of asking where 🥲

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Can’t believe I’ve agreed to go on a date with a southerner 🤢

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

How do I tell my mum and dad I’m going to a festival with a man I meant on hinge

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Boys don’t tell you they fancy you they just add you to their private story

[Mackenzie Laidlaw @MackenzieLaidl2]

Imagine cracking on with someone then you end up working with there fucking mam