mackers

[Niecy O'Keeffe @NiecyOKeeffe]

The woman’s fucken dead. Give that £46 million to the NHS and just light a fucken candle.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Football managers who refuse to sing the national anthem should be sacked, according to a newspaper whose owner refuses to pay tax in Britain

[Gavin Barwell @GavinBarwell]

He is an MP. If he has questions, he could have asked them in the House of Commons yesterday - but he wasn't there. Instead he prefers to encourage those spreading misinformation on here. Utterly shameful

[Charlie Eccleshare @CDEccleshare]

Yeah, no I didn’t even realise I’d be pure profit on the balance sheet until one of the lads told me just now, but listen I’m just delighted to be here.

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

It has been discovered that LeBron James is sleeping with his newest teammate’s mom

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

I thought we looked tired, we looked leggy, we looked flat, we looked lethargic, we looked sluggish, we looked inert, we looked torpid, we looked lifeless, we looked listless, we looked slothful, we looked phlegmatic, we looked passive, we looked somnolent, we looked narcotic, we

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

I can’t believe I’m about to use Tony Soprano to make a point…

But here he is

Making a point 25 years ago that is so pertinent, not just in the UK in 2024

…but everywhere.

[Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt]

The Fantastic Four are about to meet their match: a man who’s thrown a kettle over a pub.

[mackers @Mackers_6]

@craftyaslan @jamiebe1985 @SpursArmyTweets

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Kobe Bryant really won back to back championships with this roster

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

@VictoriaAtkins What’s more important, Vicky?

Scrapping inheritance tax for the wealthiest 4% at a cost of £8bn?

Or…

Giving doctors who serve 100% of us in our hours of need a pay rise costing £2bn?

Your government is a disgrace.

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

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[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Bob Cratchit played by a fictitious green frog, despite the character being a Caucasian with pale skin.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

It’s pretty close to perfect that so many self-appointed guardians of free speech can’t cope with a Marks & Sparks advert.

[George Elek @GeorgeElek]

Harry Kane scores from half-way for Bayern. Jude Bellingham scores the equaliser and injury-time winner in El Classico for Real Madrid.

Wonder what Jordan Henderson can do to keep up with his England teammates as Al-Ettifaq travel to Al Wehda this evening