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[mack jones @MackJones25]

When people a block away text you because they know the loud booms they hear are for sure your husband….. 🫣

#Dynamite #HesObsessed

[mack jones @MackJones25]

My kid swam today and I took off her swim diaper; let her air dry for a bit and she shit on my cousins deck…. 😳🤣🤣

[mack jones @MackJones25]

#UnpopularOpinion ….. I don’t get the hype behind the “permanent” jewelry.

[mack jones @MackJones25]

We e been putting our kid to bed for 2.5hours….. idk who swapped my baby with this lunatic

[mack jones @MackJones25]

They’re dressing their daughters in Chiefs cheerleading gear…..I’m dressing mine in snap backs and jerseys…. #WeAreNotTheSame

[mack jones @MackJones25]

@CourtAnnShaffer @katie_cammm I got to once….. but it was already hot as shit outside, so not that awesome lol

[mack jones @MackJones25]

So…. I have food poisoning today from the food I decided to eat while drunk last night. Joy.

[mack jones @MackJones25]

@BrittanyLynne My B saw

[mack jones @MackJones25]

Not throwing shade, but like…. How do parents CHOOSE to co-sleep? This week having to do it was not my idea of sleep 🙅🏼‍♀️

[mack jones @MackJones25]

@kynicoleem I only eat it with gravy on top of it

[mack jones @MackJones25]

The dr said my kid is advanced….. but like, I’ve also seen her lick windows so 🤷🏼‍♀️

[mack jones @MackJones25]

“I’m the instructional coach and I am just here to support the teacher and give them feedback on how they’re doing”

“Oh that’s cool, but like how old are you anyway?!”

Someday I’ll look my age….maybe….

[mack jones @MackJones25]

I am my mom’s DD for the Kid Rock show tonight….. I feel like this is backwards??

[mack jones @MackJones25]

The baby was PERFECT tonight watching fireworks even after she was up way past her bedtime. Got her ready for bed and she just kept giving me kisses and giggling. I have reached pure happiness 🥰

[mack jones @MackJones25]

If I had one piece of advice for girls/women today……. Quit showing it all off. Haven’t you ever heard “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free” ??

[mack jones @MackJones25]

Last time we were here, we got engaged to LANCO in the crowd! It’s our 3rd wedding anniversary.

Now, this sign hangs in our house ❤️

#HCNKC #LANCO #Anniversary #LoveStory

[mack jones @MackJones25]

Seeing these mamas going out on the reg and taking trips without the kids…. Like how? Y’all got 25 sets of grandparents who babysit or what?

(My kid has only been babysat outside of daycare like 5x in 9 mos)

[mack jones @MackJones25]

In bed with ice cream and a heating pad….. wild Friday night

[mack jones @MackJones25]

Started working out today because I absolutely hate having a mom-bod. Here’s to hoping and praying I can get back to my old self 😔