Mack Krell

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Build the statue of the flight attendant that wouldn’t let Baloguns mom on the flight

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[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

LOL, absolutely brilliant.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Kirk Herbstreit deserves an Emmy for this Steelers take. 👏👏👏

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

New Year’s resolution: be less emotionally dependent on football.

[Mid-Major Madness @mid_madness]

Peacock is going to have a day tomorrow.

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

"When you're born in Alabama, you have a birthright. You're either going to be for Alabama or you're going to be for Auburn."

Nick Saban knows a thing or two about the Iron Bowl:

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

Absurd pass by Jayson Tatum. Lefty hook to the opposite wing. Sheesh

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

OZZIE WE LOVE HIM

#BravesCountry

[Mark Sears @imcsears]

Last dance #rolltide 🐘🐘🐘🐘

[Jonah Krell @JonahKrell]

This entire @AlabamaMBB squad has a chip on its shoulder, led by its head man Nate Oats. What a journey he’s been on.

Check out my in-depth feature below⬇️

[Alabama Men’s Basketball @AlabamaMBB]

𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙉𝙤𝙬

Narrated by @ReceDavis

[Yale MB&B @YaleMBB]

Our notifications are blowing up with basketball tweets, but we are the Yale molecular biophysics and biochemistry account! You might want to tag @YaleMBasketball instead 🏀

Boola boola!

[Coach Gibson Pyper @HalfCourtHoops]

Samford | BOB Circle Elevator

WHAT A SET

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THE SHOT THAT MADE HISTORY 👑 @CaitlinClark22

[Northeastern Men’s Hockey @GoNUmhockey]

Did you expect anything else?

Crown the Boys of Beantown.

[Alabama Outsider @AlabamaOutsider]

Don’t mess with his job or else he’ll come for yours

[Barstool Northwestern @Northwestool]

Hey! Just so you know, this is an offensive foul.