MacMike60

Living my best life in a Van Down By The River. 🚫 DM’s, ⛔️ Crypto or any financial advice, 🚫 Negativity!

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Love this sound. You don’t get this with batteries.

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@EllSimonds 😆🤣😆👍

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@janefkndoe I have enough set aside to live like a King for the rest of my life, if I die 12 hours from now. 🤣😆🤣

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@BodhiAnneCole 😆🤣😆🤣💀

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@BernadettePro17 Make the best of it, enjoy your evening.

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@donna_heintzman Goodnight Donna 💤🌙

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@RetroMoviesDB Felix!

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@MuricaLee Always 😑

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Friday evening sipper. 😊

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@Busharsky627 😊🥰 Love the B&W profile pic. 👍😊

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Two young boys walked into a drug store, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight" the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
 The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him... He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either" 😆🤣😆

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67 Cutlass, my brother had one back in the 70’s, he was testing it out on a back road marked off for a 1/4 mile, at about 100 mph the passenger side front wheel broke completely off, pulled the car up a dirt embankment and then into a barrel roll. Car wound up on the roof and his buddy got thrown out into a briar patch. They both walked away with minor injuries. Car was demolished.

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@lippyent There is no “Age Limit” on Cartoons.

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@Busharsky627 But, Did you laugh? 😆 🤣😆

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@CoastalCurves @YoAdrienne1968 Wow! 😬

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@lippyent Unstoppable

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@lippyent I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a Wiffle Ball Bat! Beastie Boys. 🤣

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@LikeUrDiane 😆🤣😆

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Two elderly friends hit the town for a wild night, eventually stumbling into a brothel. Figuring they're too old and drunk to notice, the madam sends them up with inflatable dolls.
They finish, meet back in the lobby and make their way out the door. The first guy asks his buddy, “How was yours??." He replies, “Great maybe the best I’ve ever had. How about you??”
The second guy shakes his head. "I think mine was a witch!"
"A witch? Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was kissing her on the titty, got a little carried away and gave her a little bite. She farted, flew out the window, and took my false teeth with her!" 🤣😆🤣

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