Mark Webster

NZ Apple obsessive; history author & researcher; Director CreativeTech Publishing

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Pre-save my new release "Sounds Good" on Spotify: https://t.co/zinLKHVy7a (powered by @distrokid)

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X. OK, whatever. At least it wasn’t Z or V …

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Whakaari/White Island was a tragedy, absolutely, but it’s not ALL the fault of the various companies & agencies involved. I mean, what in ‘let’s go visit an active volcano’ DOESN’T sound dangerous?

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Oh, so this is revenge because most of us think you’re a twat? ‘Aucklanders may be experiencing the largest jump in rates since the supercity formed in 2010, but Auckland Council and mayor Wayne Brown say this is what city dwellers wanted.’

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Check out my new EP ‘Oh-Three’ distributed by @DistroKid is now live on Spotify! https://t.co/ExSxdiC4lW

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‘I see,’ says God. You would like me to get you another horse and another cow.’
‘No,’ says the old man. ‘I would like you to take from him one horse and one cow.’

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‘One wish, what would you like?’
The old peasant thought hard. ‘I have a neighbour who does so much better than me. He has two cows and two horses.’

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Russian proverb: An old man toiled day in, day out, with all his wealth one horse and one cow. Life was hard, relentless.
One day God took pity on him, and appeared before him to grant one wish.

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@norightturnnz Good time for Wagner to strike, since Russia is almost out of well trained and elite forces

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You can pre-save my new EP "Oh-Three" on Spotify: https://t.co/HOxNxLf88m (powered by @distrokid)

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Something's Going To Happen HD 1080p https://t.co/Gul5sjq7jh via @YouTube from kraM Left’s 3rd release

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Lies To Myself HD 1080p https://t.co/ltsenDETeP via @YouTube, from my latest EP ‘Oh-Three’ by kraM Left

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@_molliemartin @emmawehipeihana Go us!

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I’m always a bit surprised when people tell me they love Queenstown. But I guess some people really just like cold, boring, soulless and expensive.

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'Chaos': Thousands of concertgoers left stranded after Harry Styles gig https://t.co/dTX1W4TnT8 … Mt Smart to Newmarket is a 1.5 hour walk!

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@TheAtlantic @BrandonTensley Largely agree with your assessment in The Atlantic. Shallow characters, but beautiful. But to me the most troubling variation in the latest version was the ending – within touch of war’s end and a new life, the hero is literally killed by a ‘stab in the back’. Very Hitlerian.

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Brian Tamaki, that great Sage of the People, reckons people watching porn caused the flooding on the East Coast. On the good side, farmers now know what to do next time there’s a drought.

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A NZ friend of mine who lives in Australia: ‘For Christmas, I got a diagnosis of mild prostate cancer. But I also got an excellent book about Colin McMahon.’

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@paulbrislen At 27, how would she remember that?

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Exactly!

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https://t.co/3pqJnjOJlU Now, if only all that slash could be turned into wood pellets!