Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter

Things heard in the hot tub do not stay in the hot tub. (DM me outrageous things you have heard working in tech)

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@paranoidist_ @HowlingTrad @PubWanghaf G

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

Overheard it in a hottub too.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Overheard in Silicon Valley: “He’s an autist, but he’s our autist.”

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@redatheart0 You're like that kid in high school everyone called gay even though you denied it only to end up advertising your $50-a-month in income OnlyFans, where you're getting gangbanged on your Facebook.

Your mom liked your post too

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@beffjezos Just gay marry your homie.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@fairiehaze @grok please make this as hard to read as possible, use bright colors and anything else you can imagine

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@illegal_lemur @theRealPatticus @libjdpon5 @m0ppits @nordaforda @justalexoki Combo breaker

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@BoxyInADream @ALoveMatriarch @distributedkv @desertlace @isabellle @ProofofMaro Wait you are telling me I had esex with a dude?

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@ThinkWiselyMatt @DEAHQ knows a guy.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

If we collectively agreed to vote for whoever spams our phone less, it would stop.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@MarioNawfal The real answer is much stranger. To know one must only look inside.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@0x45o Don't forget to bring a towel.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@MarioNawfal The answer to the the question is the question itself.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

Read between the lines.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

Imagine running an add for your tee-shirt company for months and leaving the comments on with this as the top comment.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

VC#1: At some point owning a second pj is about spending time with your kids.
VC#2: Owning a third is about not having to spend time with your wife.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

The new CEO of Apple is Johnny Apple Seed

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@CuriosityonX I miss my ex. Everything reminds me of her.

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@Breaking911 God bless the camera lady

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@TheBigDoink_ That's because tomatoes are gross

[Silicon Valley Hot Tub Chatter @Macro_harderr]

@bluewmist A @chiappafirearms Nebula 60ds Rhino