DICK CLARK’S NEW YEAR’S ROCKIN EVE

cultured but like in the yogurt sense not in the criterion channel sense
fiscally liberal/socially conservative
"incapable of empathy"

[DICK CLARK’S NEW YEAR’S ROCKIN EVE @macro_pig]

Still thinking about this... devastating

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

It’s always the craziest bitch you’ve ever known getting her masters in social work

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Young people are always told what not to do. But what should you do?

Did you know that most public libraries have a Nintendo Switch to use? That parks show free movies at night? That there's a map of pickup basketball games?

https://t.co/Nb8rOAGO4T is a map of free and affordable things to do this summer that we made just for you.

Because public programs mean nothing if you don't know how to access them. 


[DICK CLARK’S NEW YEAR’S ROCKIN EVE @macro_pig]

AI assistant thing looks like she’s about to tell me that actually her eyes are purple because she has Alexandria’s genesis

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A stage adaptation of ‘PARANORMAL ACTIVITY’ is headed to Broadway this fall.

[DICK CLARK’S NEW YEAR’S ROCKIN EVE @macro_pig]

at a training about clinical something something and got to pull out my one joke from social work school

“nice attachment style. who gave it to you, your mom ?”

[John Early @bejohnce]

MADDIE’S SECRET opening June 19th in NYC and June 26th in LA. I love you!!!!

[Cats: The Jellicle Ball @jellicleballnyc]

Nine lives. Nine Tony Award Nominations!!!! 😻

[️💿 @AK1MB9]

jackass makes me dysphoric like why don’t i have balls to ruin

[prince :3 #DETOUR @starletstumbles]

do u ever think abt how you wouldn't be the person you are currently without glee

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

In honor of @NYCMayor 's plan for launching a public grocery in East Harlem, here's a page on Municipal Markets from a 1937 City Planning Commission report entitled "The ABCs of City Planning"!

https://t.co/gJIBBEeHLu

[🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️sonsey but woker @sonseylament]

Its today.

[ani 🐝 @jancysscars]

time to bring this edit back

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

So I wrote a memoir

[Matt Strickland @MattForVA]

This isn’t a small deal. Restaurant Depot is where most mom & pop restaurants go to buy inventory because Sysco is so expensive.

Restaurant Depot was privately owned. Sysco is owned by… you guessed it, BlackRock & Vanguard.

Now private equity can control pricing for food costs with zero competition. Just like they did with housing.

This should be an anti-trust violation, but we have politicians that work for Big Corp, not us.

[richie EDDIE WEEK @sethbiyers]

chris read him to filth and back jesus Christ

[soap of the day @soapotd]

The world nearly lost Soap Of The Day.
I was almost hit by a car (I ran through a crosswalk on a red light but that's irrelevant). Thankfully, God protects the righteous and I was unharmed. Imagine if Jesus had gotten trampled to death by a horse before he got to die on the cross

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

What's the US's "fourth" city. Jacksonville, Pensacola, and Daytona Beach are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably St. Pete, Gainesville, Tallahassee, or maybe Kissimmee.

[Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis @CarrieCnh12]

They're not really talking about looking for a lost pet. They're talking about making every house a surveillance outpost and neighbours informants spying on eachother.
They're talking about the same technology ICE and DHS are using to triangulate neighborhoods to find people.

[Lizzie Johnson @lizziejohnsonnn]

I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

04 Feb 2026