Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist

half as fun as a beach ball, but twice as sharp

[Everything @isjuustadream]

This is what it looks like every time you have a flash of inspiration

[★ @thematrixwizard]

GM 🌞

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@WigglyAir stop stealing my moves

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@WigglyAir I just need a little space is all

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@AmericaReal3 half of them already look worse

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@marewho12 go big or go home

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@scs_real my so-called sins

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@beaver_naughty The faked moon landings kinda did that 50 years ago.

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

Those were different times, in a galaxy far, far away.

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@SheepDogLegend if you were to send helpful messages back in time to help folks with spiritual matters, ... where would you put them so they doesn't get captured and corrupted?
I'd put it in places that the psychopathic power-trippin "adults" wouldn't look. Like in cartoons.

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@JebraFaushay That's a trick question 😂

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

I will go nuke birb opshun 😄

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@AnthonyDHunt1 @Incogni17422663 Stay real. 😘

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@AnthonyDHunt1 @Incogni17422663 I don't like you. And I don't have to explain anything. The post can be whatever you choose it to be about. You obviously made it about starting some shit with me. Why is that?

Now why don't you go ahead and fuck off.

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@rachelrogers81 Hi. I'm calling for Buzz. Is Buzz there?

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@AnthonyDHunt1 @Incogni17422663 It's a novel by Philip K. Dick, thought by many to be the greatest Science Fiction writer of the 20th century. You're such a sour little feller huh?
Why do you even want to converse with me? ... If you know you don't like me off the bat, and probably won't like me?

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@AnthonyDHunt1 @Incogni17422663 Not in the sense that you probably mean.

[Dr. Professor H.P.K.Dickcraft, Expertologist @MacroBenis]

@AnthonyDHunt1 @Incogni17422663 Listen to this and maybe you'll learn something.

https://t.co/xjTK8thVO4