ur mom's dad

just trying to keep my rap skills on the down low

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

I came back on Twitter just to say how much I hate it when men wear flip flops with pants. And here it is.. I fuckin hate it dudes

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

does being an adult mean drinking 3 glasses of red wine and looking up new recipes to make bc i think #adulting yall

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

I've woken up with a sore throat for like 3 weeks at which point do I just fuckin die

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

@_Cappelli_ Nah my head is way too big even for that

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

I will literally respond to whatever you want to call me #heyfootballhead

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

How is over 50% of the population made up of tools #MAGA

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

some people would say I experiment with food too much.. and after putting collard greens in my eggs those people would definitely be correct

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

I know I have a hole in my pants sir, please stop looking at my ass

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

@miiaconte if you're ever around Philly and wanna see the beautiful suburbs of it you're more than welcome! Hope you're well!

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

We have two pianos in our house. Fuckin TWO pianos y'all

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

Much like Jeremy Jamm, Paul Ryan could use a swift punch to the face

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

They say diamonds are a girl's best friend but ladies... Have you ever tried the broccoli cheddar pasta side? Oh ma gad

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

How many cups of coffee does it take to feel alive inside you fuckin owl

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

If you want the feeling of being in love on a beach listen to the band Summer Salt, so fuckin lovely

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

When I get back from this road trip I'm gonna need someone who hasn't seen game of thrones to watch the entire thing with me before season 7

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

Dude I am not hip enough for Austin Texas. Where does a young person go to be their inner old person self??

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

I held a baby alligator today in front of everyone it was a great day I'm so brave

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

Words can't describe how excited I am to go on this road trip with my best friend before he goes to follow his dreams

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

I literally talk in at least 8 different voices per day is that bad, what is average who I am I really

[ur mom's dad @MacsGobull]

So many emotions while watching Logan it was beautiful