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[M @MacTheSavage]

You could light a Tim Hortons on fire and watch it be engulfed in flames and somehow your bagel would still come out doughy and under-toasted

[M @MacTheSavage]

@real1es @ShitpostGate Can’t argue with the facts

[Satan @s8n]

do something good for a change, Hell is getting cramped.

[M @MacTheSavage]

@BeratStuff @_blair_savagee when he created @JackMilller

[M @MacTheSavage]

Naming my least favourite child Rogers Highspeed Internet, bastards

[M @MacTheSavage]

The LIVE feature on photos can either bring much joy or much cringe, there’s no middle. Also always forget it’s even on, which adds to and amplifies the above

[M @MacTheSavage]

Gotta appreciate a good pair of calves 🦵 🤝

[M @MacTheSavage]

Naming my kid Artichoke & Asiago Dip. Love that kid already. Great kid

[M @MacTheSavage]

Naming my kid Blue Freezie

[M @MacTheSavage]

Toronto traffic defies logic sometimes

[M @MacTheSavage]

Juice from juice boxes just hit different

[M @MacTheSavage]

Boutta name my kid 40 of Baileys #MerryChristmas

[M @MacTheSavage]

@BonesOnDemand @HayMartinn Rookie mode

[M @MacTheSavage]

@NateLazare Soon to be you on your new iPhone

[M @MacTheSavage]

The internal debate between finishing a text with “haha” or “hahah”

[M @MacTheSavage]

Might name my child Complementary Bread For The Table

[M @MacTheSavage]

There’s a certain level of pain that comes with misspelling a word so badly that even spelllcheck has no idea

[M @MacTheSavage]

@CMorrison18 Simply unfathomable the level of bad it’s facing, miss you xo

[M @MacTheSavage]

It’s a bad day to be a bad day

[M @MacTheSavage]

Honey Mustard