corndog queen

fuck off

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

“You can’t just say “cool little cemetery” and then drive in the opposite direction. Do you know who I am??”

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

There is a fine line between me chillin and me putting in my head phones to disassociate because I don’t like what’s coming out of your mouth.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

this still cracks me up

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

Dolls kill add on fb: *cute ass y’allternative cowboy boots of my dreams*

Me: *goes to website to purchase*

Dolls kill: *SOLD OUT IN EVERY DAYUM SIZE. ONE PAIR LEFT IN A SIZE 6*

My 5’10”, side 10.5 flipper having ass

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

State of Misery, here we come

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

I know better than to write negative review immediately after a bad experience but fuuuuuuck I might have to break my moral code for this one 😤

[Eso @coolurbanhippie]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but rest is not a reward. You don’t have to earn rest. You need rest. You deserve rest. You are worthy of rest simply because you are a living being. And don’t ever feel guilty for taking time to rest.

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

@Sneakkfreakk @NME_Carlos And I’m here for it 🖤

[SNKK⚡️ @Sneakkfreakk]

This is the opposite frm that Travis Scott crowd 😆

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

Nothing is a bigger tease than going to CO and not being able to partake in extracurricular activities 🥴🥸🤡

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

What is it with people of any age/gender tryna start fights on the internet. Y’all wild. Is this want is feels like to need a “social media break”. Y’all annoying as fuck

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

“Do coyotes have one eye or two?” -Katie bucket

[Amanda @mandaxface]

When you tell someone you have no interest in watching something, do they respect that? or do they ambush you at a later point in time to try and force you to watch it because life is only livable on their terms, asking for an invasive species

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

By the end of this year I’ll either have a full head of gray hair or a stress seizure. Maybe both if I’m lucky

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

Me: (most) “Men are grown as children”

KT: “I’m tweeting that later”

Me: “I’m tweeting that now”

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

Imagine that. I’d rather not

[no. @insuIting]

My 4 moods 🤣

[corndog queen @Macyfacy]

“Lemme finish my rice before I tell you my story”