Joe Jamal-Biden

My apologies to Doris Kearns Goodwin.

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

And let's not forget Bill recommended Pete Davidson to Lorne, which allowed him to meet Kim. Bill Hader has ruined Kanye West's life in three distinct ways and I think about that a lot.

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

lmao bill hader

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

ITS CANCER SEASON BITCH START CRYING IMMEDIATELY

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

Love how my immediate reaction was "Is the blood on his hand makeup or did one of his millions of medical ailments cause it?" 😍

[greta @haderrsnl]

bill hader employed🫂

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

guys henry winkler’s fishing trip week is happening right now!!! Call your parents, text your ex, etc. This is the only good time of the year online.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Happy earth day to you
Happy earth day to you
You woke up in an Arby’s
And you’re covered in blood

Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

[courtney 🐝 @merricats]

Every morning I wake up trapped in psychological saw trap of my own design and through out the day I slowly talk myself out of it until I feel kinda normal again and then it’s bedtime

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

I remember sitting down and watching this episode like it was yesterday. I'm so elderly and have a lot of really weirdly specific pop culture memories because I never had friends

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s always “you are clinically depressed” and never “wow, that’s an impressive number of wikipedia articles to read at 2 am”

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

The way I thought he was talking about Cue Card Wally and I got way too excited

[John Early @bejohnce]

I hope you’ll come see Wally’s masterpiece ❤️https://t.co/5fT2pb9Mui

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

oh no i feel bad. think im gonna isolate myself and ghost the few ppl who reach out to me and decompose in my bed and neglect my health and sleep my life away and mindlessly consume media so i dont have the capacity to think and feel. this will Surely make me feel better

[cary @brokebackstan]

i’m like rain man if he only remembered dumb pop culture shit that no one cares about

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

twitter wrapped: you threatened to kill yourself 322 times this year

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

@agrosserlook As a Killers stan, Andy's reaction is everything to me 🥲 What I wouldn't give to have been at the S38 finale after party where they performed on the rink!

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

@ThrillviaPlath @haderrsnl She's married to Fred!

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

My DVR (yes, I'm old) always starts recording on the second contestant's face and when I tell you I SCREAMED 😂 and he was competing against a Vickie?

[Communies @communiess]

Erik was phenomenal on @Jeopardy today! Ran into a buzz saw, but great run @echarlesnielsen!

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

@mydoinkfelloff Pete Holmes is seething with jealousy rn 😂

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

@mydoinkfelloff Oh, yeah. Saw them in 09 as a casual fan, nosebleeds. Got post-concert depression BAD. Now? Uh, don't want to think about how much $ I've spent since 😂 9 concerts, Rock & Roll HoF induction ceremony, hours on message boards where I met some of my best friends, so be careful 😂

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

@mydoinkfelloff So happy you got to see them! I miss them so much (I may be wearing my Wrigley 2017 shirt rn) 😭

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

@wehohank_ His show was so fun! I felt like I was among my people. And because of it I own a signed copy of BJC and I can say Fred awkwardly sang happy birthday to me so I'm gonna cherish that forever tbh 😂

[Joe Jamal-Biden @MacysDayMar]

@K1SSL4NDS Help I'm old I remember watching this live in high school 😭