♕MacDaddiMaddi♕

You have to be odd to be number one. Bears. Beets. & Battlestar Galactica.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

I almost got hit by a car today at Walmart and I'm not gonna lie I slowed down my walking pace in hopes they really would hit me.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

I’m here for the long haul.

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

People with large thighs or wide hips are less likely to die early, according to scientists https://t.co/62Kq0aMIg2

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

My parents recently got better internet so Joe & I got them set up on Netflix last night. Y’all. My dad was scrolling on just one section of recommendations last night & was so excited with every show he scrolled over. His mind is blown.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

I can drop the broom in the house & wake up Jovie instantly. There is construction going on right outside her room that is so loud & she is sleeping right through it. 🤔

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

@NaeSnow @CSCServiceWork I see Texas is treating you well.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

@TeilaMarlin Yay!!!! This makes me happy!

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

Sometimes I really want to comment on people’s stuff but I’m too anxious they won’t think what I say is as funny as I think it is.. So I don’t.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

I can't stop watching the Mr. Sandman challenge videos.

[hater @haterirl]

im not kidding i look exactly like this right now

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

Joe and I watched ‘A Star Is Born‘ for the first time yesterday & we are both still messed up over it.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

@destiny_hopper I had to stalk Terry. Worth it. 100%. 😂😂

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

@abbi_ball @ShyanneFaith5 i would love to take a nap like we used to take our freshman year

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

I’m wondering if I’ll ever get to the point in pregnancy where I’m not sick.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

Since I’ve started paying an electric bill I’ve turned into my father.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

@MartinAshli It scared me so bad!!

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

If you wanna be scared this is the thread for you.

[greg @gr3gory88]

Something weird is happening in the woods outside my house and I don't know what to do.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

I accidentally left the kitchen sink on with a pot in it causing it to overflow onto the counter tops & floor... my cats had the audacity to watch it happen instead of letting me know!

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

@ryanvaughan The most awesome thing I've ever witnessed!! The whole sky was lit up in Evening Shade, Arkansas!

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

@JewelyBeff Her hair is fantastic.

[♕MacDaddiMaddi♕ @MadALine__]

There is never not a time that I don't want hibachi.