Beth

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i have read this exact sentence in about a thousand different articles this year

[glizzy mcguire @cleptocowgirl]

This explains so much

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Stop buying fast fashion (SHEIN), stop using AI, stop celebs from going 20 minutes in their private jets. Corporations and billionaires fucked this planet up.

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

@anthonyaudit @LolOverruled That is, now I need to surgically remove my eyes

[aru 🔬 @elfbotanist]

happy pride month

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

@anthonyaudit @Nicari I sent you a titty pic the other day

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

@anthonyaudit @AbbyHiggs @RaellynXO Once every other sexual

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

20 minutes. Not even down 20 minutes before she was climbing out of the crib again but was fast asleep by the time I made it to the living room. So now I’m on the couch just crying because there’s no point in trying to put her down and sleep and all I want to do is sleep

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

Night 2 of the baby just not sleeping and I’ve just about had it 🥹🔫

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

@anthonyaudit @ayeejuju This man will find ANY reason to get naked and I love it

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

Well I got a query sent today. Haven’t done anything else I’d hoped to today tho🥲 as per usual

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

Constantly asking your partner what do do 👏is👏not👏helpful👏
Look
Assess
DO
otherwise you’re just making more work for them

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

Alright. Who do I gotta talk to about getting cast on @botgctv because as far as trivia tv shows go I think I’d body this show

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

Sieve an hour trying to get this child back to also after her night bottle only for her to be wide awake by the time I finish going to the bathroom 🥲🥲🥲 100% ready for teething to be done

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

Cedrick Nianza, a Congolese who self immolated to bring attention to the genocide happening in the Democratic Republic of Congo

We must amplify Cedrick the same way we amplify Aaron Bushnell. Rest in peace

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

well instagram is down so i guess I'm here

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

I’ve watched this video three times. I’m obsessed with this lady and her obliviousness

[neon 🍁 @neon_heartbeat]

this lady blissfully talking to the camera about how this dead woman has an aries star sign while the fucking shovel moves by itself is gold. I want a whole horror movie of this clueless woman and her hot pants warbling nonsense while increasingly frustrated ghosts haunt her

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

Too real 😂 I never use characters names as much as when I’m writing and sex sex

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

And considering I’m so over tired that I mostly just lay there tossing and turning trying to sleep, I’m being generous with the one hour at a time of sleep 😭😭😭

[Beth @MadamDicksaLot]

This baby has just started teething and I’m already counting down the days till it’s over 😭😭 I just wanna go to bed and sleep for more than an hour at a time