Madame Grinch

What do you want from me?

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I don’t date boys who live in their parents’ basement, have a part-time job, but drive their parents’ Lexus to church on Sunday.

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So...the First Amendment guarantees us Freedom of Speech, but then @Lin_Manuel gets death threats for speaking his opinion? #doesnotcompute

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Dude in my #LDS #ward: you are not God's gift to women, and I'm truly not interested. #midsingles #dating

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@ambyjane Fair, but when "I'm going to go home and feed my kiddos" just grates.

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Words I hate: "preggo" and "kiddo." Ugh.

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Sometimes I forget that lessons in church are about the lowest common denominator.

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Pet peeve: "Let me know when it's convenient." Translation: but I'll bug you if you don't answer on my timeframe.

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When married dudes at dancing tell me they like my outfit, it feels weird.

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Dude. You spelled "horse" as "hoarse" in your hashtag. You bet I'm judging you.

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Dear Dude: You send me a cutesie email. Then you like my FB photo at 11pm and then unlike it by the time I wake up. What? #dating

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Not funny: Studio C. There. I said it.

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@juliegwilding *facepalm* whyyyyyyy

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Can we please stop talking about comic book super heroes and Star Wars for, like, 10 minutes? Please?

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Dear church music coordinator: Please stop texting me every other day for a piece that we're playing a month from now. Kthxbai.

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Me: "I'm ok with never being a bishop. That would be really hard."
Him: "So you're saying you don't want to work and serve God?"

Um.

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Older FB friend asked me to "like" Donald Trump. NOPE.

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Dear student employee: you are 27, but so immature.

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Looking hot to get back at someone is pretty darn fun.

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I forget there are people uncomfortable with silence. Like my boss. Sigh.

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@juliegwilding haha. Thanks. Just had to vent for a sec.