Ms Varney

Cat in a Hat. Or, erudite, witty, self-deluded and gin-fuelled lady. Will write stuff for money. Or gin. I edit/proof/review. Honestly, I am writing....

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

#YouAndYours #BBCRADIO4
The problem with chat it’s is that they don’t understand language but pick-up on key words. So it’s no use saying something like ‘Do not renew insurance’ as it picks up ‘renew’. Just use keywords - and put in ‘cancel’ instead.

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

Off to see #TheSharkIsBroken @RoyalNottingham on Thursday. Got a special shirt for the occasion!

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

@yourmindandwe Good job it was you as I might have been a *little* inappropriate…

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

I have to say that #RobertPlant is STILL a joy to behold. He’s still on my List….

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

Too many bots on here now. You can find me on t’other site.

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

Buggeration. I’m out. Thanks very much @BBCRadio4 #whamageddon2024 #BroadcastingHouse

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

And Ian deciding that my new Russian hat suits him better #Knaresborough

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

New Russian hat, big wrap and old pyjamas.

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

There’s no party like a Knaresborough party…

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

New co-worker this morning. This one is a bit bossy and is prowling the office to make sure productivity is up.
Also: Cannot be bribed with biscuits.

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

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[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

@RobGreenMusic @gladtobegay @TheCrescentYork Ooh say hello to Sue from Michelle in Nottm!

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

@Sandford_Police Too many people are not taking their meds…

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

@roybondmagician Best has got to be ‘Turn of a Friendly Card’ though.

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

It’s Friday and email day so I’m playing The Alan Parsons Project. Loudly.

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

@jasonedge1 Not this time - it’s ‘Eve’ today. Which has the hallmark of a break-up album.

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

@HorlockWarlock And then sing LOUDER over the machine sound! Genius idea

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

@HorlockWarlock Oh thank the lord! I thought I was the only one…

[Ms Varney @MadameNottm]

Such a SHAME about #TimothyWest. Much loved head of a fine acting dynasty.
Is it wrong that I want him cremated in his barge floating out on Regent’s Canal?
Perfect Viking send-off for an acting giant….