Evan Van

Fascinated by navel lint. Not just my lint but yours. Host @PartySizeTags & The Denzel of Dolphins.I don't consent to being screenshot.

[Evan Van @MadAnter]

#IGotVaccinatedAnd I'm still going to stay home because I hate people!

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Bonus Fact 💎 Every single person on Earth 🌍 is dealing with some type of their own personal Drama.. Some more than others, but Everyone.. Never assume because someone doesn’t show it. Their life is Stress free. EVERYONE

[Evan Van @MadAnter]

I'm Professor Albooty Einstein: This is what I always tell my students: don't stick with the known quantity. Play around with the unknown sister because they always come with double Ds. That's what I call the perverse result, also known as the back door result. Works Everytime.

[Evan Van @MadAnter]

@sirencrave This is what I always tell my students: don't stick with the known quantity. Experiment around with the unknown sister because they always come with the double Ds. That's what I call the perverse result, also known as the back door result. Works Everytime. I am professor Booty.

[Nightcap @NightcapShow_]

2 MILLION ORGANIC SUBSCRIBERS SECURED 🙌🏾 thank yall SO much for supporting us and loving what we do! From Unc, Ocho, Iso, and the entire Nightcap Fam—WE EFFING LOVE YALL!

@ShannonSharpe @ochocinco @TheJoeJohnson7 @ShayShayMedia_

[RαყȥHҽʅʅ @rayzhell18]

Something for you and your A-Team #SpacedOutPresents

[Evan Van @MadAnter]

#InsidetheNBA @ESPNNBA
Now we all know who Shaq's fashion inspiration is. He's only missing the cigar.

[Jerry (gator bait) Chacon @chaconkie]

Air fryer fried arancini with parmesan risotto, stuffed with mozzarella, homemade marinara for dipping, and a side salad of baby greens with sliced almonds, feta, and a blueberry lemon vinaigrette. Dinner kicked ass tonight 😎🤤🤤🤤
#TwitterSupperClub

[Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ @DanielAshley13]

#SeemsKindaNutty His math. You can't lower the price ov something more than 100%. This makes no sense at all!

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

#SeemsKindaNutty that the human thinks we want to hear their opinion

[WestEnd Squirrel🐿 @SquirrelWestend]

#SeemsKindaNutty a pink squirrel cocktail.

[Bella @BellaLaRue1]

Googling my symptoms at 2:00 A.M. and diagnosing myself as "probably fine" #SeemsKindaNutty

[Adam @ahatter21]

#SeemsKindaNutty

[DebIsGone @DebIsGone]

#SeemsKindaNutty

[Dan 😎🍕🍔🐈‍⬛ @DanielAshley13]

#SeemsKindaNutty Wishing someone a "Merry Christmas Eve Eve." Is that really necessary. I think most people know that "Christmas Eve Eve," or December 23rd is the day to wish people a "Happy Festivus."

[Kelly Kass @KelKass]

#SeemsKindaNutty that the cashews I bought are stale! 😡

[Bella @BellaLaRue1]

Paying almost $10.00 for a fancy coffee drink and then crying about the economy. #SeemsKindaNutty

[Evan Van @MadAnter]

@BellaLaRue1 That's true, thank you! 😂😂

[Evan Van @MadAnter]

#SeemsKindaNutty to Keep 5,000 browser tabs open, just in case!

[Bella @BellaLaRue1]

@MadAnter You never know... stuff happens!😆

[Evan Van @MadAnter]

@hmmphthis3_0 Aww, good to see you

[Evan Van @MadAnter]

#SeemsKindaNutty Buddy!