Maddie 🦋

live, laugh, toaster bath 🪩

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

im not ever gonna shut up about this, this was an awakening and i’ve ascended

[Emma Earley @emma_earleyyxx]

me after seeing that harry styles doesn’t actually feature on style tv Nobody speak to me i’m in my mourning era #1989TaylorsVersion #1989tv #HarryStyles

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

Me and Maddie are making our camping packing list and her and chandler are bringing like hamburgers and eggs and bacon and stuff and my list is literally just beer, baileys, and potatoes 😂

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

if anyone wants to get me a Christmas present early (because I know they’ll sell out) I want a pair of Wookie crocs please

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

@realvindiesel2 she walked three miles in over four hours. just because you’re incapable of that doesn’t mean a toddler is too

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

us anakin girlies are eating SO GOOD TONIGHT

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

I think I’m almost ready to take it to the next level with my coworker. TikTok friends.

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

not well

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Pisces how is everything going

[Mo Dwyer @MustelidDwyer]

I just think that otter 841 deserves the world. It’s literally so hard to be a female sea otter. Maybe she deserves to steal a few surfboards, as a treat.

[KION News Channel 46 @KIONnews]

Another day another failed attempt to capture sea otter 841. She enjoys long swims on the beach, eating crabs, stealing surfboards and evading Fish and Wildlife.
Read more: https://t.co/3SKgZ73qgw

[The New York Times @nytimes]

California wildlife officials are hoping to apprehend a 5-year-old sea otter who has a knack for riding the waves after committing longboard larceny. Called Otter 841 by officials, she is well known for both her bold behavior and her ability to hang 10. https://t.co/CvBb3lZjXt

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

Me: eating fries while walking down the street
My Apple Watch: Are you working out?

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

Golf outfit acquired, next up is a renn faire outfit 👍🏼

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

I’ll do pretty much any new activity if it means I can buy a cute little new outfit. If I need accessories????? Sign me up. Someone take me golfing

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

Someone come lease an apartment from me please

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

I don’t mind working saturdays but like it’s so damn slow!!!!

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

I don’t mind working saturdays but like it’s so damn slow!!!!

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

I’ll do pretty much any new activity if it means I can buy a cute little new outfit. If I need accessories????? Sign me up. Someone take me golfing

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

Engaging in a little fatherless behavior, as a treat ✨

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

The Lair, on Hulu. So bad, so fun

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

I did it. I found the worst movie ever.

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

I did it. I found the worst movie ever.

[Maddie 🦋 @MadBison20]

Barbie Movie and Oppenheimer: More Horses Than I Expected