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if i felt like it.

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@Joe_Darlo I'll give it a go tomotrow. Cheers

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@Joe_Darlo I tried to order but it said store doesn't ship to provided address. I'll send u an email

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@Joe_Darlo Shipping to Australia?

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@aaronch3n I'd feel let down... Again

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Hey guys, I'm getting takeaway from West End of you want to drive by and glimpse me. DM for a pin

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@FUNTlMEZ I failed my year 12 cert 3 in hairdressing for having headlice and for wearing sneakers to class. I said you can't fail me because I'm poor and don't have the right clothes. I'm currently treating my headlice with kerosene....after review they found me competent.

[Tevin Campbell @tevincampbelll]

Ain’t Too Proud on BW...I get to my seat. Orchestra. I sit. This Australian couple...”You should check w/usher to make sure you’re in the right seat!” Mmmk. Usher comes. “Hehh Tevin!” Usher sings...””Can We Talk for a minute!” Shit got totally non fiction for those Aussies. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@fraser_anning Cool... Coz I'm getting married soon, but before that happens he's converting to Islam.

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@_krabbit Keep it tight.aight.

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Watching slam dunk birth videos of ladies just swishing babies out their coochies #swisholes

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Do not assume I use electricity.

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@IllyBocean Found a disc on the side of the road titled 2013 choofs. Opened it and it was school kids chopping up and choofing.

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People don't take me serious.
Why?
All coz I sewed some rat tails into my fringe!
Unbelievable!
I need to be free

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I've moved on from dumpster diving and now a full time Groupon digger

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My thoughts around Xmas are : I'm on holiday baby let's get this money.

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World wide Tootavisim

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The worst noodle out there is the hokien.

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Now that I know Ronnie Coleman I know I am Ronnie Coleman

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Today I saw a young child mauled by bush turkeys. Horrific