Maddie

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

if you can pretend that a groundhog is predicting the weather for the next six weeks, you can use they/them for a single person

[Touré @Toure]

Just saw a tweet saying “Both the vaccinated and the unvaccinated can catch Covid.”

A doctor responded: “Both Serena Williams and I can play tennis."

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

personally i’m happy eve ate the apple. it gave us gossip. it gave us drama. imagine a world without e! news. i would rather not

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[Grace @gracecamille_]

*after eating 5300 calories of chinese food in 1 sitting* is nausea a symptom of covid

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

My niece told me this was her favorite Christmas present

[karl hess @karlhess]

can’t believe wearing masks when we walked in and then taking them off when we sat down didn’t work

[wholesome boomer content @wholesumboomers]

don’t worry guys she’ll fix it

[trash jones @jzux]

everything is bigger in texas, including the human rights violations

[Kieran @kieransofar]

“simone biles needs to toughen up” buddy you have 19 guns because you’re scared of your feminine side

[Fin @gofinurself]

Quarantining in my bedroom with covid when I saw my brother slip a note under my door…..

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

obsessed with this very nice woman who left a note even though my car literally looks like this

[James @CaucasianJames]

better than camp rock? alright man

[edda @eddaelizabeth_]

when i die use my ashes to fill the potholes in tucson surface streets