🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥

There are no women on the internet. Wife of Don the Pleb. I came from a cubicle farm and went to a real farm.... mostly with chickens. Praise the Lord.

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

It occurred to me that I should probably pin this thing here, since probably all of my shiny new followers are here because of the Feds visiting my house on Monday.

https://t.co/EuxzAqxOvC

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@NixAshes Stop listening to demons, my girl.
Pet a cat, take a breath... do some life affirming exercise.
Tell God thank you for the little things (and list them off).

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@NixAshes Hey now, they've developed a certain set of skills....

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@Yorick_Tarlton @mnsibley @HeloProcurement I see you.

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@RevHaz_matt @DolioJ @HeloProcurement @MScottMcCulloug @WatcherontheWeb I mean... I think that still means you brain better than I.
Thank you for being awesome!

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@NixAshes Yeah, so.... I need a long skirt to make my legs look longer.

I also walk on chicken poo regularly.

This is why I have overly large cargo pants.

[Don Workman @HeloProcurement]

There is no way I'm going down to one egg a week.

[The River Nix @NixAshes]

Me every day (we on laundry load 4 for the day)

[Don Workman @HeloProcurement]

@SecVetAffairs Can you create ANY way to hold people at the VA accountable? Every problem I have with the VA eventually gets answered with "Welcome to government healthcare" and never fixed.

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@SpaceborneMedic Your engagement this morning has made me laugh. Thank you.

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@HeloProcurement

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@kenzietuff I know this feel.

[Mack @kenzietuff]

Laughing when someone tells my husband anywhere online “I bet your wife would be horrified by your account”

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

"Chainsaws with fur"
.... Nah! They're sweet! They totally don't figure out how to open doors or anything!
@HeloProcurement

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

"I want to get a puppy for my kid what should I..." I'll stop you right there. Get a Golden Retriever. Don't look any further, get a Golden. Consider a lab as well, but really, get a Golden Retriever.

Honestly, most people would be well served by getting a Golden. I truly loathe when people become obsessed with a breed that they know nothing about because they look cool. People buying work dogs who require very specific environment and expecting them to just be house dogs. People buying chainsaws with fur like a Belgian Malinois and not putting the hours and hours of training required into them.

There are a lot of breeds that require a true dog person as their owner. Work dogs, protection dogs, etc. Most people love dogs, but most people are not true dog people. To the dog lovers, just get an easy breed. Get a Golden or a similarly tempered dog and enjoy every minute of them.

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@HeloProcurement Wow. My head now hurts.

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@japan_nobunaga Hey, engagement bait only works if people actually like the thing you're talking about.
In this case, you're talking about them.... thus it works.

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@NixAshes I'm not an idiot.

..... that's higher than I can reach. Lol

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

Yes... what I need is a kitten hopped up on coffee

[🔥🏴‍☠️Madd Catter/Pleb Wife🏴‍☠️🔥 @Madd_Cattter]

@RevHaz_matt I'm now concerned about your ability to travel whilst experiencing heart palpitations.

[BlackRifle Co (not coffee) @BlackRifle_Co]

Got a sober vet needing a hand up - $500 rent assistance. He’s been kicking ass, working full time, making meetings and appointments and things got tight this month.

If you’re able to throw in, https://t.co/EteQzY8Fw9

[Tactical Wisdom @DolioJ]

I don't know about y'all, but I think this place is worth fighting for.

#LastBestPlace
#Montana
#CampPonderosa