Maddie

I'm just here 'cause I've already scrolled all the way through Facebook and Instagram...

[Maddie @MaddiefromSEA]

@95coffeespoons @UW_Baseball Yea you do 😘😘😘

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

The #GreatestSetting just got better.

#PurpleReign https://t.co/z3gxy3T3zx

[UW Dawg Pack @UWDawgPack]

the goodest of boys https://t.co/1ruHONpxzd

[Ana Mari Cauce @amcauce]

Best. #NationalPuppyDay. Ever.

https://t.co/xxpaiPuWeg

[Chris Petersen @CoachCPete_]

Welcome to the family Dubs! https://t.co/3nHVlX1dqF

[Maddie @MaddiefromSEA]

@dog_rates

[Cynthia Nixon @CynthiaNixon]

“When I announced yesterday that I’m running for gov, one of Cuomo’s top surrogates dismissed me as an “unqualified lesbian.” It’s true that I never received my certificate from the Department of Lesbian Affairs, though in my defense there’s a lot of paperwork required.” 🤷‍♀️

[Washington Men's Basketball @UW_MBB]

✊

#ProDawgs https://t.co/WLIvNiRewO

[Chris Petersen @CoachCPete_]

Officially spring in the Greatest Setting in College Football ☀️😎

[Maddie @MaddiefromSEA]

@kayleex93 Omg, I just started it and he’s my soulmate 😭😭😭😭

[Maddie @MaddiefromSEA]

When you finally get/ appreciate the Devil Wears Prada 12 years later 😅

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. when i can’t fall asleep. i’ll pull my stuffed fren sebastain closer. and think about. all the wondrous landscapes. i’ve yet to zoom across

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Remember, tonight is #DaylightSavings, so tomorrow it will actually be an hour later than you think it is, but feel like it’s earlier, or something. I don’t entirely get it. Just to be safe, I’m gonna go to bed at 5:45.

[POSITIVE FAWN @PosiFawn]

2018 mood: getting shit done and petting as many dogs as possible along the way

[Maddie @MaddiefromSEA]

@95coffeespoons @JohnTrupin Don’t forget entire bottles of wine 💁🏽‍♀️🍷

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I hope Oprah shows up at White House the day Donald is impeached and reads him and his administration their jail sentences…. “You get 25 years in jail, and you get 25 years in jail, and you get 25 years in jail… everyone gets 25 years in jail!”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are toasty sun beams. coming through the windows. and i will soak in them. until i’m physically relocated. or i burst into flames

[Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons]

Women: *nod collectively, resume meticulously researching and preparing for upcoming meetings* https://t.co/NUwqEkvuCR