Maddy Green

Laughter is the world's greatest medicine

[Maddy Green @MaddogGreen]

Birthday Dinner last night was superb <3

[Maddy Green @MaddogGreen]

We met, we talked, we liked, we called, we texted, we dated, we committed, I loved, you didn't, we're done, you're deleted.

[Maddy Green @MaddogGreen]

I love the satisfaction you get from helping someone. I love it even more now that I made a good friend out of someone unexpected.

[Freakiest posts @Freaki_posts]

Saying "we can still be friends" after a breakup, is like saying "hey the dog died but we can still keep it."

[Maddy Green @MaddogGreen]

Life is so easy when you learn not to give a f*ck though that's hard to do sometimes

[Maddy Green @MaddogGreen]

I hate feeling like I let someone down. So much pain and effort and it all just goes down the drain :(

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

'Let's watch a scary movie!" *hours later* "Dude walk me to the bathroom..''