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[Millow03 @MaddPillow]

okay but what do we name this former power couple? trumsk? mump? elonald? so many options here

@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

[Millow03 @MaddPillow]

My narcissistic father berating me in childhood for expressing any feelings of invalidation towards him despite the fact that he's "made sure I never starved".. oh jk. That's actually the vice president of the United States in the Oval Office.

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

You ever fuck with a song so much you restart it before it even finishes

[sweetserialpisces @SerialPisces]

“What do you want for your birthday?”

Pisces: a break

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Slavery was legal.
Segregation was legal.

Never use legality as a guide to morality.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

I just wanted to let my friends in Canada and Mexico know that us sane Americans didn’t vote for this shit.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Did removing pronouns from emails make eggs and gas cheaper yet?

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

BREAKING NEWS: The Cleveland Browns have just traded 3 first round draft picks for kicker Justin Tucker.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Only one man can save us from having to watch Jalen Hurts throw for 118 yards in the Super Bowl

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

I hate the cheating azz chiefs

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

The NFC Championship Game America wants.

[Dulles Airport (IAD) @Dulles_Airport]

😘😘😘

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

how's everyone feeling???????

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

This is the most real thing I’ve ever read in my life