Madeline Carleton

Wife, mom, carb enthusiast | Mostly random and unoriginal thoughts

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

What’s the over under on how many listens it will take to memorize the whole 10 minutes of #AllTooWell10 @taylorswift13

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

My husband and I spent our two kid free hours sitting in a parking lot trying to decide where to eat. We ended up at the @tacobell drive thru.

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

But actually 5pm is apparently the new 9pm with this darkness zzzzz

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

What’s the possibility of making the playoffs if I haven’t looked at my #fantasyfootball team since the draft

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

#unpopularopinion mondays are actually the best day of the week

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

Dropping my daughter off at daycare after #DaylightSavingTime: “good luck, I hope she makes it to lunchtime”

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

I regret not packing school lunch last night - said every parent packing school lunch on Monday morning

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

To the moms who’ve been up since 4 am on their weekly escape to @Target #DaylightSavingTime

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

#DaylightSavings and a sick toddler - a recipe for getting approximately 2 hours of sleep

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

A toddler cartoon that’s enjoyable by parents too

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

@peppapig must be the most pleasing cartoon of all time. The colors, the drawings, the accents #chefskiss

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

The most unsatisfying feeling is being tired, laying down for a glorious nap and not being able to fall asleep

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

If you can switch from Pumpkin to Peppermint Mocha in one day, you’re our kind of people

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

Why #WFH is great - in the same amount of time I would have been driving in traffic to the office, I finished a work project, cleaned the kitchen, made breakfast, put in the laundry, and drank some coffee while it was still hot

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

There are 50 days until Christmas.

[Madeline Carleton @Maddss__]

Having clean sheets is simultaneously the most comforting feeling and the most exasperating chore