baddy maker

she/her ~maybe toast is just how bread blushes

[baddy maker @Maddybake]

when ppl hook up they just make out and grab at butts

but when fish hook up it's like
oh god

there goes Barry

[trish @ultragloss]

twilight in the morning with coffee and a bagel smuggled into the theater. break for brunch & mimosas, return buzzed for new moon. double feature with eclipse. dinner and drinks, back in time for breaking dawn part 1. popcorn, candy, movie theater wine, breaking dawn part 2. club

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the mental illness required to recognize this as fast as i did

[art @_artsartsarts]

underappreciated how crazy it is abba dancing queen opens in media res with ‘you can dance…’ not just opening with the chorus but halfway into the hook? high level shit those swedes were lightyears ahead… the way it makes it sound like it’s always playing somewhere… perfection

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

[charlie @chunkbardey]

lunch is vinegar's playground

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Reading outside is so back

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

he brought a bit of zoolander back for this

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

i’ll say it. idgaf if the directors cut

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

There are croissants out there that will change your entire outlook on life

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

OMG THE HYPERPIGMENTATION FAMILY RECREATED THE VIDEO 😭

[charlie @chunkbardey]

causing innumerable problems in the CVS by wanting to purchase the items they have there

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Saturday night feeling like a damn warrior cat

[zoë @zoe_alliyah]

everyone's afraid of real swag

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

big dog

[jorjor wel @tinygreenbug]

can i come over and fidget a lot and breathe weird

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

visiting your parents’ house is all about sitting in the living room on your phone