Maddy

Not really a hobby, but I’ve been pretty into craisins recently. (She/hers)

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

Hey @JakeHurwitz here's my version of Ill Luck Henry, made with much love for you and the two crew! https://t.co/XAIMIsInq4

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

@SkyeMcWOfficial Hell yeah I love that

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

@SkyeMcWOfficial Story Guide!

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

@djohnsenm Damn, I think "thousand" is the only one

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

Why don't any numbers have the letter A in them?

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

@SkyeMcWOfficial NICE. 🤩

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

@BlaineTheThird Haha I'll take it. Willful punny ignorance is often hilarious 😂

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

Just listened to Tom Hanks tell a story about asking Obama about something and him very seriously going, "You know, I'd like to share that with you, but that's classified." And now I think hearing Obama say that must be one of the coolest things that can happen to you.

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

Honestly hulu screw you for that personalized ad with your name in it. Creeps me out every time.

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

Welcome to Act III of 2020

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

@SkyeMcWOfficial @BlaineTheThird @djohnsenm Haha true, I can get on board with this

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

@SkyeMcWOfficial @BlaineTheThird Haha why does it work so well

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

When people ask what's your type, I just tell them the entire cast of Firefly

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

@BlaineTheThird GIVE US BOOK 4 INSTEAD

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

Liking gay posts on Facebook means constantly getting lingerie ads... I'm not complaining

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

@theofficetv "I call it an orange vod-juice... ka" 🤩

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

The federal government has invaded my city to make an example of us. They are snatching people off the streets, in unmarked vehicles, without cause. I can't believe this is happening.

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

Now that charges have been filed against all of the killer cops for George's death.

@MayorFrey, you must hold the entire MPD accountable and defund them. Invest in thriving communities, not killer cops! #DefundtheMPD

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

I get a feeling of dread every time I try to send her another email

[Maddy @MaddyGourlay]

So I have this customer that I haven't heard from in months. I had a dream several weeks ago that I got a call and someone told me she passed away from COVID-19 and that's why I haven't heard from her or her granddaughter, whom I tutor. IRL, I still haven't heard from her...