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[Jerry Dumah Jr @JeebusBurner]

Big date tonight, shaved my pubes!

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

love bombing doesn't work on me because that is exactly the correct amount of adoration i should be receiving. in fact, take it up a notch

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

youtube asked me if i’ve ever heard of coca cola and i clicked “no”

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

My riding lawnmower died last week

So I did the right thing

Pulled the battery, sold it to some dumb kid who just bought a house for $1,100 and told him it just needs a battery

Paid for a good chunk of my new 72” zero turn

[maddy @MaddySappy]

Got called a fem for having my toes painted🤣

[maddy @MaddySappy]

I was an A&e and animal planet kid

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one���? I was flipping between all them mfs😩

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

BREAKING: Car insurance and Child Support have increased in Minnesota.

(Via @TMZ_Sports)

[maddy @MaddySappy]

@shaaycoco__ 🤣🤣🤣

[maddy @MaddySappy]

If u haven’t tried hot sauce and cottage cheese do it

[maddy @MaddySappy]

It be like thst

[Sexy Rex Grossman @SexyRexyFan]

Today’s beverage, a $376.50 Pepsi zero.

[maddy @MaddySappy]

🥳💕

[Mentalk Network @duicebiggs]

Yall why this boy left my house because he said I had roaches 😭😭😭😭😭 how tf is seeing ONE bug having ROACHES??

[sauce @zerosauceman]

@ReloadedJu lmaoooo you right 😭😭

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My dentist keeps texting me🥲

[Matoni @MatoriRodeo]

La mejor idea en la carrera de Drake fue llamar a justin bieber para grabar el videoclip de Popstar

El Popstar y el tema popstar

[maddy @MaddySappy]

Gf spoils me hallelujah

[maddy @MaddySappy]

My boys ❤️❤️

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[maddy @MaddySappy]

Feel so pauly d in my ed hardy hoodie