Madison Olivia

DRB❤️ mum life ❤️ saving the world one dog at a time ❤️

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Thoughts not heights

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In case you’re not on my Facebook, here are some heights in the wake of today’s ballistic missile mistake.

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@courtneeyy_0917 I mean, babies are pretty cool. And when you have one you get to eat all the cool snacks again 😂

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Dyl’s new coworker has an 8 month old, 1 year old and 2 year old 😯 busy bunnies.

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When the kid you watch gets ahold of your school notes with a pen 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 coooool.

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HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY to the best thing to ever happen to me ❤️❤️❤️

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Like they don’t make a suitcase big enough for all I want to pack. What if it’s cold? Or hot? What if she needs this cute poofy dress?

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Lolololol how are you supposed to pack to live in a hotel for over a month with a baby who grows every five seconds and needs lots of toys

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Dyl and I picked the most perfect gift for Hayden’s birthday and I’m like so excited I don’t think I can wait to give it to her 😭😂

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If that's not a sign that I'm meant to go back then I don't know what is!!!

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I start school again in November and all I owe is $75 for my first term then $75 for my second.

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So what, your kid survives off water and polio???

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Or like moms who are like "we are a non gmo, no dairy or wheat, no sugars or preservatives, organic, non vaccinating family"

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"My child has a rash, do you think we should wait until our appt tomorrow? Pic in comments xoxo" *picture of oozing, bloody bumps*

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OR HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR DAMN INFANT TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!

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Like oh your 4 month old pooped blood? Did you try coconut oil? How bout some breast milk Susan.

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Moms on mommy pages are some of the most bafflingly stupid women on earth.

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In other news, my baby's first word was uttered today. It was taco 🌮 #parentingwin #firstword

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So uhmm yeah, puppies and babies ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Don't stir the pot, don't stir the pot, don't stir the pot. Oh hell, I'm about stir the 💩 pot