MadefromJayLow

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[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

I know what you're 😂🤣

[Yehgha @yaygha]

In a world where grown men poopoo on themselves and their woman is happy to wash faeces off their boxers, some other men cannot even get a woman who is happy to cook for them.

Tough

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

I seriously don't understand the obsession around Sydney nips/boobs but if you want to see her nips,boobs and ass watch The Housemaid.

[Rian Stone | Softbone, hard boiled dystopia @Rianstone]

I don't watch euphoria. Does Sydney show nip or would I be wasting my time watching it?

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

Why do you think it's a sad decision?

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Sadly, some men in our generation will never marry. They already made up their mind.

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

Oliver - Wizard Chan

[syla ♡ @sylawinget]

If you see this tweet please reply the last song you listened to. I’m making a playlist

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

You'll learn a lesson 😂

[N.𝖤ᥣᥣɑ 🪷 ♡ @sheorher12]

Redmi phones are better than Samsung phones

🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The biggest failure of my Nigerian parents' generation was their complete inability to pass on any ideas or ideology of subtance to their children.

The ONLY thing they taught their children was "Jesus" and "Muhammad". And those unfortunate children have grown up with Christianity and Islam making up their entire personality. They have nothing else upstairs.

Ask the people from that empty-headed generation any question that requires actual thinking or philosophy, and watch how intellectually empty their reply is.

"How can I succeed in life?"
>50 y.o. Nigerian dummy: "Fear God, pray everyday, don't expose your private parts, read your books in school, Fear God..."

"How do I find and keep the right partner?"
Elderly Nigerian grave-dodger: "Go to church every week, pray endlessly, maintain your fajinity, and fear God..."

"How can we fix Nigeria and make it somewhere people don't need to run away from?"
65 year-old Nigerian oxygen hoarder: "The whole country needs to pray for divine intervention to torsh the hearts of awa lidaz..."

An entire generation of olodos who raised even worse dummies than them, but somehow all believe that they did the world a favour by birthing children they had nothing intellectual to pass on to. Everyone else in the world who couldn't pass on economic capital to their children could at least pass on intellectual and moral capital.

All that these cemetery-evading dumbos passed on to us was "Fear God, pray, develop a neurotic obsession with your sex organs and everything that has to do with them, pray, and fear God some more." This is the inheritance we were supposed to build into our competitive advantage in a world where serious people live?

Damn.

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Disc 2 - Track 2

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

The Fall-Off

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

😂😂🤣

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

nowadays you gotta find a whore you really like and ask her to please stop

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

THE BURDEN OF PRIVILEGE

I am thankful for the privileged because through them, you have a mental picture to paint your dream. I am also thankful for the poor because without them, you would never know how large your heart is.

Secondary school and University were world apart

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

People mentioning Endo, did you watch the game against Southampton? He literally handed them the goal

[- @AnfieldRd96]

Liverpool’s only available centre-backs 😬

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

I'd love to live like this but how do i deal with the smell 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Vembs @vemby_marfico]

is this what you mean?

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

Agenda dey cry for this app 😂😂

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

@DamtosAbefe @LFC_Tandy Do you understand English at all?

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

@pranay2cool @TouchlineX Delete this nonsense

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

Smiling and reading this while drinking a bottle of budweiser 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Female Peter Obi Supporter @afitionado]

"Please don't let me die". "Let me go to the emergency department and get oxygen. I think I can't breathe again. Requested for fruits, stuffed them in the mouth himself. BP:40/20, RR:8, Pulse:20+. "Nurse, if I survive, I will preach against Alcoholism". Died of liver Cirrhosis.😢

[MadefromJayLow @made_JayLow]

I dey see "older generations" for comments 😂😂 like this generation is anything different

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Pastor dey travel out of the country with Wife and Kids on vacay

“Prayer warrior” dey struggle to pay rant for 9ja and send pikin go school

Yea.. They ‘intercede’ for others…

Somebody shout POWER!!!!!!!!! Reeeebosh!!🔥🔥