Madison Reed

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

i woke up chained in his basement naked and relaized.
he never gave me any candy

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

am i the only one who solves mazez backwards thinking its quicker?

[LizzieAnderson @FluffyPawsIzzy]

ur not fat ur just easier to see

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

I have 1000 songs anbd only listenin to about 25 of them

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

Its ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, love those who hurt us, and hurt those who love us...

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

That awkward as fuck moment when you run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road

[Madison Reed @Madeereed]

I spent the morning staring as this extremly sexy girl and i started thinking Damn Am i gay? Then i realized i was looking in the mirror!

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

A fun thing to do in the checkout like is to take on thing from the cart in front of you and see if they notice. Last week i took a baby.

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Screw you recommending serving size. You dont know me

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Im very suspicious about joggers.. they're always the ones gettin all the bodies

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

when the space shuttle gets back from it last mission wouldnt it bee funny if we all dressed as apes

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Twinkle twinkle little whore relationships involve 2 not 4

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

do you like water?
yes?
good, you already like 72% of me :D

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i hate when i gently toss my phone onto my bed and it decisdes to richoche off 3 walls knock over a lamp and hit a cat

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Never under estimate a girls ability to find out things ;p