Madeline Kahn

I'm not really Madeline Kahn like you're not really you.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

and then the local market caught fire at 621pm goodnight. That is real Life

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

after awhile, chocolate has flavour and twitter does not

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

Leave me now on Moby's DeCaprio Beach.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

I am the water when you swim in me.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

I love how you wear your bones.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

What ever floats your boat came from an expert. Be one. Boats are rare.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

Pancreatic cancer triumphs over technology.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

my superpower is your nudity

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

If you need me to talk about you, put Tiger Balm in your ears.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

I've been begged by this guy four times today but he still doesn't remember my nose.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

Let me accentuate your belly with a beer.

[Maral @StatusInBeirut]

The 10th anniversary of 9/11 is coming up, and I still haven't figured out how the 100,000's killed in Iraq and Afghanistan pulled it off.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Weird that inside each of us is a skeleton that will one day wander the earth carrying a rusty sword.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

Angkor monks rock, paper, scissor over who is going posing today.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

At the end of the day, I like to watch my well-established male child on the distant horizon.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

The neighborhood nose ensures the neighborhood knows.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

What you said, featuring Pitbull.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

Four strangers with no common language live with a full symphony orchestra providing dramatic musical accompaniment for their every action.

[Skoots ® @skoots777]

If you don't want to read crap, you shouldn't be on here.

[Madeline Kahn @MadelineKahn]

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