Madelyn

she/her

[Madelyn @MadelynBraun]

Me: looks forward to a night alone all week to relax
Also me 1 hour into the night: okay im bored now what

[The True American @TheTrueAmerica5]

Fewer people developed blood clots from the Johnson and Johnson vaccine than were murdered at a FedEx facility last night.

Perhaps we need a pause on firearms.

[El Paso Fire Department @ElPasoFireTX]

Everyone, meet Cosmo. Today, Cosmo's owner had a medical emergency. Cosmo ran and led a good samaritan to the location, 911 was called. Thanks to this, crews were able to assist and transport the patient, saving his life.

Who's the goodest boy of them all?!

[riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza]

Girls don’t want boys they want a really nice baguette with some excellent quality butter

[🐉  لاBENZO @Mercedes_8a]

Me to me : you expensive, you know that ?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Carlito. He misread today’s forecast. Going to wait just a little longer to see if the sun comes out. 14/10

[Elliot Page @TheElliotPage]

With deep respect for those who came before me, gratitude for those who have supported me & great concern for the generation of trans youth we must all protect, please join me and decry anti-trans legislation, hate & discrimination in all its forms.

[Jalen Brunson stan account @nix973]

Account balance: $1,400

Me:

[🫀 @_Bukss]

A lot of man are triggered bc they’re only now realising that their past behaviours were in fact sexual harassment

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jack @JackoWest_3]

a timeline of events

[Madelyn @MadelynBraun]

The Purolator driver that covered my works route last week just purolatored me a handwritten letter and his number. Oh my god how sweet im dying

[Waterloo Region Record @WR_Record]

Women and children fleeing domestic violence in Waterloo Region can now get free help moving to an emergency shelter or new home with Shelter Movers, a national volunteer-based organization. https://t.co/59kUitHzv4