Madelyn Jeffers

I like jokes. A lot of them are very funny.

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@Jordan_Jeffers how’s writing going this week, buuuuuuuddy?

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@Jordan_Jeffers This has not been sanctioned.

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@Jordan_Jeffers I wonder if Tokien’s wife commented on this line and said “you spelled mold wrong”.

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Are you kidding me Hannah? This has to be the cutest thing in the Bible. I bet she could’ve opened an Etsy shop for her little robes.

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@Jordan_Jeffers Maybe you didn’t pick up on the fact that that was supposed to be very funny.

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@Jordan_Jeffers You’re not even close, huh? Seems like you’ve been working on this forever. But maybe that’s not true.

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@Jordan_Jeffers Booom Shaka laka

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Sometimes @Jordan_Jeffers are just so in sync. Me: what do you want for dinner? Something good? Him: yeah that sounds good. #notagoodjoke #butwestilllaughed #likereallyhard

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Don’t get me wrong, love me some Daniel Tiger... but I’m not buying that Dr. Anna is also a firefighter like as a side hustle. I’m not a fool. #tryagainpbs #unrealisticlyhighbar

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@Jordan_Jeffers Where’s the hashtag, bruh?

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Home all day suffering through the cold, and @Jordan_Jeffers gets home and feels complete freedom to turn the heat on. #graceupongrace

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@JWBurkat @MBMBaM Hey us too!

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@AaronRodgers12 What Taylor Swift song gets you through life's toughest moments? #hashtag

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@Jordan_Jeffers sings "Javert's suicide" as a lullaby to our crying baby. If you think you're crying now, just wait until the end, son.

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@Jordan_Jeffers I'll only get #betterattwiter

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I wonder what would happen if you rubbed lotion on a tree for like a long time. Would it get smoother? #goodattwitter @Jordan_Jeffers

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I can't believe I'm doing this on a school night. This is love @Jordan_Jeffers #Hobbit #DesolationOfSmaug

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@Jordan_Jeffers i don't get this twitter thing. It's comforting that you're my only follower though.