The Mad Estate Agent

The mad rantings of an Estate Agent who has been there, done it and bought the bloody house! #viewsaremyown

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

I went drinking on St Patricks Day so I took a bus home. Not a big deal to you?I've never driven a bus before 😂

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Would the great unwashed understand if I pull this face and said "oh fuck off"? #Awkward

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Says it all really. Roll on 31/3/16 when the Investors fuck off! #stampdutyarseholes

[PropertyIndustryEye @PropIndEye]

It is National Hug Day. Quick! Hug an estate agent! They deserve all the hugs they can get :-) Big hugs to all our readers! #NationalHugDay

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Funnily enough, I need one of these ... NOW!! I'm tired, cold, hungry and Joe Public are pissing me off today! https://t.co/g386ro1sVo

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[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Why do some EA undercut fees? I'll sit back & watch u work twice as hard as I do shall I? #firstinthegraveyard #notgettingrichfast #tossers

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

#CBBPerez is the reason why us Brits hate all Americans! #CBBMichelle needs to tell him before #CBBKatieP does #GirlPower

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Christmas ... I can nearly smell it. Last few completions and then peace on earth for almost a fortnight!

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Shame on you! #carillion

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Aaggghhhh!!! If our local solicitors office goes up in flames tonight. It was me. They deserved it. #arseholes #betteroffdoingityourself

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

So it's ok for you to call me a f**king c**t but if I ask you to stop being a twat and listen to me, I'm unprofessional. #fuckingfucktards

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

My excuse and I'm sticking to it. What do you expect when I deal with the general public all week eh? #getalife

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Friend of family (who is an agent) have received shocking service from @CleeTompkinson #worstestateagentsever #shockinglybad #ombudsmantime

[allAgents @allagentsuk]

Review of Clee Tompkinson Francis-Awful! Poor service given to both buyers and selle - http://w... http://t.co/qi8OQ0zEOw

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Another great day dealing with half witted purchasers and their #fuckwit removal companies! #paypeanutsgetsmonkeys

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

What's the difference between Mark Knoffler and Cliff Richard?

One's in Dire Straits. The other's in deep shit. #thatzfunny

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

I saw a poster in an estate agents window. 'Let us sell your house for just £795.' Cheeky cunts. I could sell it myself for that. #notfunny

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Your useless internet solicitor wouldn't chase your buyers solicitor to get an exchange? So, it's my fault you are ..

[The Mad Estate Agent @MadEstateAgent]

Another day of #fucktard solicitors not doing their jobs. If I had a gun, who would get the first bullet? #moremoneythanworkethic