I’m Pascal Anglehart, and I’m running to become Canada’s first dictator.
Here are my terms if elected:
- I will be in power for 5 years. After that term, the regular democratic process will resume.
- While I’m in power, judges, the Supreme Court, the Senate, lobby motions, pressure groups, and petitions will be null and void.
Here is my program:
- Full stop on immigration and immediate deportation of all illegal immigrants, temporary foreign workers, foreign students, and permanent residents. The process was flawed. Go back home and start over.
- Everyone who acquired Canadian citizenship and can be associated with Hamas, Antifa, Bishnoi, Khalistan, the IDF, pro-Palestine movements, BLM, or any other disruptive foreign force will be deported or jailed without due process. They can either choose to go back where they came from or, if they’re generational Canadians, remain in jail until I’m no longer in power.
- So-called “First Nations” will be given a choice. They integrate into the general Canadian population as equals, with all the rights that entails, or disappear into the woods as the custodians of the land they claim to be. All funding will stop.
- Canada will now exploit all its resources. No more red tape from pressure groups. I’ll select a committee of post-PhDs, one per province, to advise on how to make production safe and efficient. Their counsel is non-binding. I’ll have the final say.
- Equalization payments will stop. Lazy provinces will have to fund their own programs.
- The federal government will be dramatically trimmed. Provinces will vote yearly on all federal policies, returning Ottawa to its basic functions: passports, currency, interprovincial railroads, the military.
- It’ll be added to the confederation constitution that only fourth-generation Canadians can run for office. Every candidate can have only one nationality, Canadian. Dual citizenship is forbidden. If you want to run, you must relinquish all other citizenship. You’re either all in or out.
- The Canadian Self-Defence and Personal Property Defence Act. You can defend yourself, your family, and your property with all necessary force.
- Fixed term limits for politicians, and a recall process by popular vote.
- Cut ties with the Crown of England.
- There will be no such thing as “not criminally responsible,” and no out-on-bail policies. The justice system is there to protect law-abiding citizens. No more rehabilitation. Two strikes, you’re out forever.
- Every future national budget will have to be balanced by law and include paying 5% of the debt over four-year terms.
- The only flags allowed on publicly funded buildings are the national flag, the provincial flag, the municipal flag (if applicable), and the Pascal Anglehart coat of arms.
- Remove all gender based programs, ban LGBTQ nonsense, ban Pride Month, ban male gay adoption.
- I will immediately arrest and detain every politician and judge who released criminals on bond who caused harm to the public, and send them to jail.
- Implement strong natalist policies that encourage Canadian women to bring our race forward.
I'm Pascal Anglehart, vote for me.