Madhuri Pavamani

I write some things • I drink whiskey • I laugh a lot • Repped by @kimberlybrower • Georgia peach • #browngirlmagic

[Madhuri Pavamani @MadhuriWrites]

so long as this clown is in office, #TheMood

[Madhuri Pavamani @MadhuriWrites]

I never watched #TheMatrix movies until just now, so pardon me if this is old news, but this whole thing - Neo, Smith, the Oracle, the Architect, Seraph, Trinity, the Trainman, Merv, Sati - boils down to nothing more than a love story. #itallcomesbacktolove #romancewriter

[Paul, Weiss LLP @PaulWeissLLP]

In this alert, we consider the variations in methodologies and data that drive the divergence across ESG ratings, as well as the steps companies and investors can take to mitigate misinformation: https://t.co/hxxtzKFd18

#ESG #esgdata

[Madhuri Pavamani @MadhuriWrites]

Tiny Love Stories: ‘It Soothes Me to Know Someone So Gentle’ https://t.co/a3FKRRwM5G - that time my words made it into the NY Times #writerslife #livingthedream #tinylovestory

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I know y’all see that fly on Mike Pence’s head. Makes sense since flies are attracted to shit.

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

If you think wearing a mask is stressful, ask a kindergartner how active shooter drills feel.

[Nancy Wang Yuen @nancywyuen]

Asian guys have the best hair.

[Carter Jlade @arg_imma_pirate]

Yo @amazon can we get a discount on our Prime membership? At this point, 2-day shipping doesn’t even exist and probably won’t again for sometime.

[💗 CHINAPILLED 💗 @bimbocommunist]

Can you guys culturally appropriate taking your shoes off inside. I don’t care if you pretend you guys invented it, like I’m literally begging

[Madhuri Pavamani @MadhuriWrites]

Big Nothing https://t.co/LjkKwVCUxf

[robertklemko @RobertKlemko]

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in the United States since 2002.

[Madhuri Pavamani @MadhuriWrites]

FACTS

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

March 1st vs. March 31st

[Madhuri Pavamani @MadhuriWrites]

@agitaprop some Beargue with your pandemic? Enjoy 🤎

[Bryan Leblanc @bryan_leblanc]

This is just a bear... being a good citizen.

[Madhuri Pavamani @MadhuriWrites]

@djolder buy a roller & start rolling out your back, quads, & hamstrings. It'll save your back, hips, & knees. It's probably tight hamstrings. Also, core work. Do it. And make sure you're running in good shoes. it's key. when I have pain, the first thing I check is the miles on my shoes

[Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling]

Man 1 walking behind me in Tottenham: Feels end of days.
Man 2: Yes.
Man 1: So I might as well tell you.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: (inhales) That I love you.
Long pause.
Man 1: You don’t feel the same.
Man 2: Of course I do you silly sausage I’m just trying not to cry.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Remember when the Dow crashed and Obama said “I got this,” then H1N1 hit and ppl panicked but Obama said “didn’t I just say it got this?” then Ebola hit & O said “I told y’all mothefuckers I got this,” then stocks soared & everyone got free health care?

Anyway (sigh)
Good times

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

If it ends up being Biden, I hope Warren becomes Senate Majority Leader. If substantive legislation is going to pass, it’ll take a Majority Leader who’ll abolish the filibuster and who can get every Democrat on board.

[Madhuri Pavamani @MadhuriWrites]

when you tell The Kid to go to bed, and he tells you to go take a shower #hesontome #12goingon50