Between the Canadian wildfire headaches, and the gall stone stomach aches and the who knows why lightheadedness and nausea with tingling arms, eyes strained from a screentime addiction AND A RECURRENTLY ERODING CORNEA i haven't focused in my mental load at all which is great!
I muted notifications from people who don't follow me on Twitter. Why am I still getting totally mundane non viral Stephen King tweets push notif-ed to me @TwitterCreators
The hardest part of parenthood (disregarding real problems) is tht u have to parent all the time. I wanna zone out on the sofa for hours. I wanna doom scroll in bed till it's time to sleep. But someone is relying on you to feed their mind, feed them dinner. (I wanna do this too).
It always happens this way. I'm on less than 5 hours of sleep. After getting a headache from dozing off on the subway, my bus ride home had a honky donk hill billy blasting inappropriate rap music littered with the N word on a bus full of children after school. The rage is real.
Why, in this day and age, is your social media handle not your name on your personal account. It is SO difficult for me to remember old colleague's names even though we regularly engage on eachother's stories
It was very late into adulthood that I realized a cheesecloth was not made of cheese. It had no bits of cheese in it's making. It in fact helped make cheese by squeezing the extra liquids out of the curd instead. How did I make it this far in life.
My office is in such an alcove in the hospital tht i've seen nurses spend lunch dates w their boyfriends, finance bros take zoom calls, mentor hosting training session. Women crying cause their dad's cancer was much worse thn thy expected. Men setting up hospice for their wives
Being in your thirties is when you feel the loss of adolescence the most. I was still just a kid in my 20s. I feel like I was a kid till I got pregnant at 30. Was my mom a kid too till we came along and took that from her
Do you know how much I like flash photography. But it wasn't in when I was a teenager it's making a comeback now and I'm devastated. Who wants to be 33 and posing like a tiktok picture with intentional blurriness and randomn glares like on film back in the day...
I've been watching so many Korean shows on even Prime that when I played a kids show it played the episodes in Korean by default and had me thinking I didn't know Bluey was a Korean cartoon
I wish human beings didn't need sleep. Mine is ON SUCH A BAD PATTERN I JUST WANT TO KNOCK OUT BE DEAD WEIGHT FOR 8 HRS A NIGHT IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR I used to think it's a phase it's cause I'm still young BUT THIS CHRONIC INSOMNIA WON'T LET ME LIVE