Girls be like:
Perfect boyfriend list:
- bigger than me
- taller than me
- older than me
- stronger than me
- his arms a little bit longer than me
- but he ain’t on a JB song with me!
Grace: “I just read a story about a kid who thought they were dehydrated but actually was going blind.”
Sara: “I thought I was dehydrated but it was my diabetes.”
This is Dog Ross. He never makes mistakes, just happy accidents. Believes there’s nothing wrong with having a tree as a fren. Even with a limited perception of color, he’s still a painting legend. 14/10