madi scott

virginia tech ‘24 she/her

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New: An AI for perpetuating your dead-end relationship that both parties secretly hate

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

watching the super bowl to have a fun get together and escape the real world for a lil while just to have every commercial be ozempic and ai,, okay awesome!

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

does this mean kylie jenner has seen call me by your name

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no way all these people on the internet are nutritionists im going to start needing to see certification

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

twitter views are so embarrassing i need them to be taken away immediately

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

French people don’t deserve the win sorry to say it

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

@janeparkk enough 💔

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

“national gf day” “national bf day” enough. please.

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

@lilasiddiq ask elon 🙁

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

my brain chemistry is forever altered from drinking this everyday as a child

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

how are walmart employees not overstimulated every hour of the day

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

winter would be 10x better if the sun didn’t set midday

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

sometimes i have fever dreams ab that one commercial before every movie in the theater as a child that was like “woodbridge golden pawn baby!” was that real or did i make that up

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

im sorry i use to be a minion hater i gru up 💔💔

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

you already know it's gonna be a bad year when there's minion stuff in some of your classrooms

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

pro-lifers saying “biggest protection for the most vulnerable” what?? where was this energy when children were shot in school???

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

i think the only cure to my hypochondria is to marry a doctor

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

dc is being overrun by eighth graders this time of year

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this was peak comedy ‼️

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

said i was not going to mess up my sleep schedule this summer and it’s day 2 and it’s already done for 😭

[madi scott @Madiscott4]

gender reveal parties will never not seem weird to me