Madison Sparkles

embellishin’ my elegance and eloquence since ‘89

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This new generation of urban dictionary users is amazing. The definition of my name is so wholesome now?

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How are you gonna charge me $.75 for oatmilk in my americano?

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Also would like for Disney to add a shuffle from folder feature so I can watch random episodes not in sequence cause those old shows weren’t meant to be binge watched in a row lol

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I’d like to be able to access my “read” notifications on my iPhone Home Screen. Cause sometimes I see something then I can’t find it so I wanna be able to scroll back you know?

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Dear @Apple please let me punch in a time for my timer this rolly thing is annoying

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@BravoDavenport can you please explain to the #ttc that busses should be spaced out and not come in 1, 3 and 29 minutes. Like they see eachother? #dufferin29

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@JustinTrudeau can you step in and allow the landfill in Winnipeg to be searched already?

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Concerts would just be better if they had subtitles/lyrics on the screen

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Things end how they begin

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@shea17 @FuntCaseUK Lol there is such better Mexican food. Go to sneakys for the vibes

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@TorontoPolice why should it be legal for you to hand out a ticket for rules you seem to not be able to follow yourself

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Paul walker was a cop?

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@barenakedladies All for this and everything but let us refund our tickets. I don’t want to go on another date

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@fordnation Our health care system is in crisis. I'm calling on govts to take urgent action to address health worker shortages, implement pharmacare & get profits out of LTC. #cdnpoli #canlab

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@SteveBanks17 Steven

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@rebeccadmc Mines all back thank god

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@shea17 Ain’t that the fucking truth

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@SteveBanks17 Might be time for you to retire

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Why aren’t Mary-Kate and Ashley movies available online

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So Starbucks discontinued their only vegan breakfast item?